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NJ Pick3 & The Incorrect Diagnosis

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Posted: February 9, 2007, 8:24 am - IP Logged

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The Incorrect Diagnosis

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man," the priest said.

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does," the man said.

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    Posted: February 9, 2007, 8:32 am - IP Logged

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    The Incorrect Diagnosis

    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

    After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

    "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man," the priest said.

    "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

    "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does," the man said.

    OMG THAT IS HILEROUS!!!!!!!CoffeeYour too funny..That is great thanks for the laugh my egg and cheese breakfast blasted out of my mouth when i caught the punch line...very nice ochoop17

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      Posted: February 9, 2007, 9:06 am - IP Logged

      OMG THAT IS HILEROUS!!!!!!!CoffeeYour too funny..That is great thanks for the laugh my egg and cheese breakfast blasted out of my mouth when i caught the punch line...very nice ochoop17

      Keep smiling winner06Big Smile

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        Posted: February 9, 2007, 10:27 am - IP Logged

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        406--146-706-166-206-017-075-005-025-048-308-348-328-997

        The Incorrect Diagnosis

        A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

        After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

        "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man," the priest said.

        "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

        The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

        "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does," the man said.

        Too Funny!!!

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          Posted: February 9, 2007, 5:41 pm - IP Logged

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            Posted: February 9, 2007, 5:55 pm - IP Logged

            LOL ochoop17...VERY GOOD ONE...

            "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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              TOOO funny ochoop....!





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                Posted: February 9, 2007, 6:32 pm - IP Logged

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