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NJ Pick 4 & The Visit

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Posted: February 18, 2007, 9:17 am - IP Logged

2079-1533-2027-2477

The Visit

The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he's sure the Pope will stop and talk to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking bum who doesn't smell very good. As the Pope comes walking by he leans over and says something to the bum and then walks right by the local man. He can't believe it, then it hits him. The Pope won't talk to him, he's concerned for the unfortunate people: the poor and and feeble ones. Thinking fast, he gives the bum $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the bum's clothing and runs down the street to line up for another chance for the Pope to stop and talk to him. Sure enough, the Pope walks right up to him this time, leans over close and says, I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!

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    Posted: February 18, 2007, 1:29 pm - IP Logged

                                                     2/18/07

    Midday Result*9422

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      Posted: February 18, 2007, 1:32 pm - IP Logged

      2079-1533-2027-2477

      The Visit

      The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he's sure the Pope will stop and talk to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking bum who doesn't smell very good. As the Pope comes walking by he leans over and says something to the bum and then walks right by the local man. He can't believe it, then it hits him. The Pope won't talk to him, he's concerned for the unfortunate people: the poor and and feeble ones. Thinking fast, he gives the bum $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the bum's clothing and runs down the street to line up for another chance for the Pope to stop and talk to him. Sure enough, the Pope walks right up to him this time, leans over close and says, I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!

      lol I love your jokes and look forward to them everyday!!!

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        Posted: February 18, 2007, 2:05 pm - IP Logged

        another good one Ochoop17..just like Kayee said..I always look forward to reading your Jokes..they always make my day..

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          Posted: February 18, 2007, 2:08 pm - IP Logged

          I pick8827,2579,3794.

          That pope should be impeached. Did the bum then use the $20 to buy Powerball tickets and then ended up owning the Vatican? The story could have had 2 punchlines.

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            Posted: February 18, 2007, 8:45 pm - IP Logged

            Evening Result* 0682

            Thanks everyone and keep smiling!!Big Smile