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Jokes of the day: The Classifieds
If you see this describing a man, here's what it really means:
- Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nudity
- Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack
- Good looking: Arrogant
- Honest: Pathological Liar
- Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear
- 40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
- Athletic: Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
- Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back
- Educated: Will always treat you like an idiot
- Free Spirit: Sleeps with your sister
- Likes to cuddle: Insecure, overly dependent
- Mature: Until you get to know him
- Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your sister
- Physically fit: I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
- Poet: Has written on a bathroom stall
- Spiritual: Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
- Stable: Occasional stalker, but never arrested
- Thoughtful: Says "please" when demanding a beer