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NJ pick 3 & The Joke of the Day

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Jokes of the day: The Classifieds
If you see this describing a man, here's what it really means:

  1. Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nudity
  2. Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack
  3. Good looking: Arrogant
  4. Honest: Pathological Liar
  5. Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear
  6. 40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
  7. Athletic: Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
  8. Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back
  9. Educated: Will always treat you like an idiot
  10. Free Spirit: Sleeps with your sister
  11. Likes to cuddle: Insecure, overly dependent
  12. Mature: Until you get to know him
  13. Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your sister
  14. Physically fit: I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
  15. Poet: Has written on a bathroom stall
  16. Spiritual: Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
  17. Stable: Occasional stalker, but never arrested
  18. Thoughtful: Says "please" when demanding a beer
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    Posted: March 9, 2007, 6:37 pm - IP Logged

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      Posted: March 9, 2007, 8:48 pm - IP Logged

      Eve.**998-430 Double draw