|Posted: March 14, 2007, 8:03 am - IP Logged|
A Staggering Drunk
A young man was staggering about drunk with a key in his hand.
"What's going on?" inquired a passing cop.
"They stole my car!" said the man.
"Where did you last see it?"
"On the end of this key!"
The cop looked him over and said, "Are you aware, sir, that your privates are hanging out of your trousers?"
"Holy Crap!" exclaimed the man. "They got my girlfriend too!"