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NJ pick 3 & Curtain Shopping

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 Curtain Shopping

A blonde entered a store that sold curtains and told the salesman she wanted to buy a pair of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns but the blonde was struggling to make a choice. Eventually she selected a pink floral print.

"What size curtains do you need?" asked the salesman.

"Fifteen Inches", replied the blonde.

"That sounds very small. What room are they for?"

"They're not for a room", said the blonde. "They're for my computer monitor."

The salesman was baffled. "But, miss, computers do not need curtains.

The blonde said, "Hellloooo! ... I've got Windooows!


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    155-165-135-455-169-679-689-390

     Curtain Shopping

    A blonde entered a store that sold curtains and told the salesman she wanted to buy a pair of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns but the blonde was struggling to make a choice. Eventually she selected a pink floral print.

    "What size curtains do you need?" asked the salesman.

    "Fifteen Inches", replied the blonde.

    "That sounds very small. What room are they for?"

    "They're not for a room", said the blonde. "They're for my computer monitor."

    The salesman was baffled. "But, miss, computers do not need curtains.

    The blonde said, "Hellloooo! ... I've got Windooows!


    ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

                                                 

                                                   " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

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      Posted: March 18, 2007, 9:08 am - IP Logged

       

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      Good Luck Lep

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        Posted: March 18, 2007, 9:09 am - IP Logged

        Midday 3/18:

        313 - 511 - 337 - 315 - 107

                                                     

                                                       " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

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          Posted: March 18, 2007, 10:46 am - IP Logged

          Midday 3/18:

          313 - 511 - 337 - 315 - 107

            Adding :    135 - 786

                                                       

                                                         " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

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            Posted: March 18, 2007, 11:28 am - IP Logged

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            155-165-135-455-169-679-689-390

             Curtain Shopping

            A blonde entered a store that sold curtains and told the salesman she wanted to buy a pair of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns but the blonde was struggling to make a choice. Eventually she selected a pink floral print.

            "What size curtains do you need?" asked the salesman.

            "Fifteen Inches", replied the blonde.

            "That sounds very small. What room are they for?"

            "They're not for a room", said the blonde. "They're for my computer monitor."

            The salesman was baffled. "But, miss, computers do not need curtains.

            The blonde said, "Hellloooo! ... I've got Windooows!


            Very funny ochoop17 very nice ROFL

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              Posted: March 18, 2007, 4:14 pm - IP Logged

              Evening 3/18:   

              847, 978, 569, 396, 104, 934, 978, 270, 473, 260

                                                           

                                                             " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

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                Evening 3/18:   

                847, 978, 569, 396, 104, 934, 978, 270, 473, 260

                  Adding:      271

                                                             

                                                               " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

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                  Posted: March 18, 2007, 8:44 pm - IP Logged

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                  155-165-135-455-169-679-689-390

                   Curtain Shopping

                  A blonde entered a store that sold curtains and told the salesman she wanted to buy a pair of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns but the blonde was struggling to make a choice. Eventually she selected a pink floral print.

                  "What size curtains do you need?" asked the salesman.

                  "Fifteen Inches", replied the blonde.

                  "That sounds very small. What room are they for?"

                  "They're not for a room", said the blonde. "They're for my computer monitor."

                  The salesman was baffled. "But, miss, computers do not need curtains.

                  The blonde said, "Hellloooo! ... I've got Windooows!


                  Eve.* 869

                  I wheel & box It!!

                  Party

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                    Posted: March 18, 2007, 8:52 pm - IP Logged

                    WTG Ochoop....! nice wheel and box...!

                                                                 

                                                                   " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

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                      Posted: March 18, 2007, 9:42 pm - IP Logged

                      I come & visit NJ for Ochoop's joke of the day. Thanks Ochoop!

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                        Posted: March 19, 2007, 8:23 am - IP Logged

                        I come & visit NJ for Ochoop's joke of the day. Thanks Ochoop!

                        kkkathleen, Your visit is always welcome!!

                        Thank you!

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                          Posted: March 19, 2007, 8:26 am - IP Logged

                          WTG Ochoop....! nice wheel and box...!

                          Thanks Maddog!!