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NJ Pick 4 & A Drunken Old Man

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Posted: March 21, 2007, 8:44 am - IP Logged

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Drunken Old Man

A drunken old guy stumbles into the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a shot of tequila, damn."

The bartender looks at him and tells him that he has had enough. So the old guy curses the bartender out and walks out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same guy comes in through the side door and stumbles up to the bar and demands a shot of tequila. The bartender looks at him in disbelief and refuses to serve him again. The old guy curses him out again and storms out.

A few minutes later, the same old guy stumbles in through the back door and before he could say a word, the bartender says, "Listen, I told you already twice that I'm not going to serve you, so get out of my bar, you drunken old fool."

The old guy looks at the bartender and says, "Damn, how many bars do you work at?"

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        Posted: March 21, 2007, 6:47 pm - IP Logged

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        Drunken Old Man

        A drunken old guy stumbles into the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a shot of tequila, damn."

        The bartender looks at him and tells him that he has had enough. So the old guy curses the bartender out and walks out the front door.

        A few minutes later, the same guy comes in through the side door and stumbles up to the bar and demands a shot of tequila. The bartender looks at him in disbelief and refuses to serve him again. The old guy curses him out again and storms out.

        A few minutes later, the same old guy stumbles in through the back door and before he could say a word, the bartender says, "Listen, I told you already twice that I'm not going to serve you, so get out of my bar, you drunken old fool."

        The old guy looks at the bartender and says, "Damn, how many bars do you work at?"

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