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NJ Pick 4 & The Side Effect Of Alcohol

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Posted: March 22, 2007, 8:28 am - IP Logged

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      The Side Effect Of Alcohol

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.

3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.
Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.

7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.

8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up on someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.

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    Posted: March 22, 2007, 6:41 pm - IP Logged

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      1694-4274-1670-2849-2079-5133-1042

            The Side Effect Of Alcohol

      1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
      Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
      Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

      2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
      Cause: You pissed your pants.
      Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.

      3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
      Cause: You're lying on the floor.
      Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

      4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
      Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
      Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

      5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
      Cause: You're being dragged away.
      Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

      6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
      Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.
      Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.

      7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
      Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
      Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.

      8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
      Cause: You're in an ambulance.
      Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

      9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
      Cause: You're in the wrong house.
      Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

      10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
      Cause: You woke up on someone's lawn.
      Cure: Coffee and a long nap.

                        ROFL

       

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      love to nibble those micey feet.

       

                                   

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        Posted: March 22, 2007, 7:27 pm - IP Logged

        Coffee  very funny  Hyper

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          Posted: March 22, 2007, 7:33 pm - IP Logged

          10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
          Cause: You woke up on someone's lawn.
          Cure: Coffee and a long nap.

          Man I can remember doing that a couple of times..

           

           

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            Posted: March 22, 2007, 7:38 pm - IP Logged

            Eve 3/22:

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              Posted: March 22, 2007, 8:23 pm - IP Logged

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