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NJ Pick 4 & Standing Alone!!

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Posted: March 24, 2007, 8:49 am - IP Logged

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Standing Alone

One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.

The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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    Posted: March 24, 2007, 9:21 am - IP Logged

    AH very nice ooochp... I like

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      Posted: March 24, 2007, 1:16 pm - IP Logged

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      Standing Alone

      One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

      God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.

      The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

      The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

      LOL...LOL..nice one Ochoop17..very nice one..lol

      "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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        Standing Alone

        One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

        God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.

        The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

        The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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        Close but no cigar!!

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            Posted: March 25, 2007, 12:41 am - IP Logged

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            Standing Alone

            One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

            God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.

            The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

            The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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            Close but no cigar!!

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              Standing Alone

              One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

              God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.

              The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

              The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

              Just wanted to say good call OCHOOP. If you had played the mirror you would have NAILED both of them.

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                    Posted: March 25, 2007, 5:18 pm - IP Logged

                    1086,1865,1005 Now  maddog, what is a mirror maybe I can learn something.

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