|Posted: March 31, 2007, 8:39 am - IP Logged|
The Doctor informed his patient that he had a nasty case of Hags.
"What the hell is Hags?" asked the patient.
"It's a combination of herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis," explained the doctor. "The only cure is total isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon."
"Why pancakes and bacon?" inquired the patient.
The doctor said, "It's the only food we can slide under the door."