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NJ Pick 4 & At the Old Folks Home 4/01/07

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Posted: April 1, 2007, 9:50 am - IP Logged

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One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your pants," she says.

He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

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    Posted: April 1, 2007, 4:41 pm - IP Logged

    That is hilarious ochoop17!!!Green laugh

     

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      Posted: April 1, 2007, 5:41 pm - IP Logged

      6741-6379-0390-2079-2027-2041-2894-6229

      At the Old Folks Home 
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      One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

      The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

      "Pull down your pants," she says.

      He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

      "That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"

      "You told me yesterday."

      LOL..LOL..LOL..oh yeah..nice one Ochoop17...

      "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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        Posted: April 1, 2007, 8:27 pm - IP Logged

        dbello & lotterybraker keep smiling. There more to come.

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          Posted: April 1, 2007, 10:45 pm - IP Logged

          Thumbs Upyou are tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy spilled out all my coffee in front of my screen! thanks..