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NJ Pick 4 & Bank Policy

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Posted: May 3, 2007, 8:35 am - IP Logged

3907-9019-7614-3900

Bank Policy

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So without saying anything, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won $50 million in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager excitedly, "and this b***h is giving you a hard time?"

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    Posted: May 3, 2007, 10:33 am - IP Logged

    Midday:

    0137 0568 0256 0259 0269 0489 0569 2458 2569

    2204 9902 9904 9905 9906 9908 9925 9926 9948 9956

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      Posted: May 3, 2007, 12:52 pm - IP Logged

      0125 0127 0146 0149 0157 0169 0257 0469 1236 1238

      1257 1268 1368 1469 2368 3324 4435 8493 8879 9980

      A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions!

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        Posted: May 3, 2007, 1:19 pm - IP Logged

        Midday Draw=1629

        Calabs: Close Ones, but No Winners! Bang Head

        A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions!

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          Posted: May 3, 2007, 1:45 pm - IP Logged

          Midday Draw=1629

          Calabs: Close Ones, but No Winners! Bang Head

          That seems to be happening quite a bit lately Raven!!  You're were close as well!

          Hey - my 9906 fell in TS...does that count?!?    Smile 





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            Posted: May 3, 2007, 2:02 pm - IP Logged

            That seems to be happening quite a bit lately Raven!!  You're were close as well!

            Hey - my 9906 fell in TS...does that count?!?    Smile 





            Well Done!

            I missed that one too (0469)... lol

            Just noticed: Lots of Pick-4 Doubles Today!

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              Posted: May 3, 2007, 9:50 pm - IP Logged

              Evening Draw=8189

              A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions!

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                Posted: May 3, 2007, 9:59 pm - IP Logged

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                Bank Policy

                A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

                The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

                "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

                "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So without saying anything, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

                They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

                "There's no problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won $50 million in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

                "I see," says the manager excitedly, "and this b***h is giving you a hard time?"

                & I'm sure that has happened in the real world.

                I could just see that happening on the Beverly Hillbillies, someone coming into the bank & saying that to Mr. Drysdale about Miss Jane.

                ochoop17, Ohhhhhhhhh so funny.

                I look forward to your post.

                LOL 

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                  Posted: May 3, 2007, 10:11 pm - IP Logged

                  The broth was giving him a problem? What flavor was it?

                  Just not putting it in CH*** bank.

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