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NJ Pick 4 & 30 Harsh Things A Woman can Say To A Naked Man (5/4/07)

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Posted: May 4, 2007, 8:21 am - IP Logged

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 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's okay, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... I just got a flash headache.
11. (Giggling and pointing)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

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    Posted: May 4, 2007, 11:26 am - IP Logged

    LOL

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      Posted: May 4, 2007, 11:45 am - IP Logged

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        Posted: May 4, 2007, 12:39 pm - IP Logged

        Big Grin Eek Green laugh ochoop you are too much.....

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          Posted: May 4, 2007, 1:20 pm - IP Logged

                                ROTFL 





          love to nibble those micey feet.

           

                                       

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            Posted: May 4, 2007, 1:33 pm - IP Logged

            Kind of cruel, don't you think?  Maybe it should be "to a flasher" or to a "streaker"

            One time a pervert flashed me on the subway and I said to my friend very loudly "I haven't changed a diaper in so long that I forgot how small they can be."

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              Posted: May 4, 2007, 1:58 pm - IP Logged

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                Posted: May 4, 2007, 2:32 pm - IP Logged

                I am getting mutliple complaints about the jokes, so can you please put them in your blog?  I'm not a "politically correct" kind of person, but that really would be the best place.

                If you want, put a link into your forum post to your blog entry, instead of putting your jokes on the fourms.  Is that a good compromise?

                 

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                  Posted: May 4, 2007, 10:20 pm - IP Logged

                  ochoop,since you opened it,at least little guys have a hard and fast tongue!

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                    Posted: May 4, 2007, 11:32 pm - IP Logged

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