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Coin Toss

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Jul 15, 2007, 10:39 am

This is FOR FUN. No need for anyone to get hot under the collar, just get some fun out of it. Keep it going, and no need to stop at ten.

35 people, 235 systems (every one of them "a lock"), and only 3 people with enough cash to try those systems.
Coming upon the' system of the century' and realizing it wasn't real smart to meet in a non-lottery state.
Meeting in a casino state and never even getting to discussing lotto. "I'm on a roll", "The cards re running good", "Hang on, the next spin can't possible be black again", "The video poker machine won;t let me leave."
Somebody trying your system, hiting the jackpot, and disappearing completely.

Hitting a jackpot and having 35 people claiming you hit with 'their system', thus demanding 50%.
The entire group hitting a jackpot and having one humongous donnybrook over (you guessed it) cash option or annuity!
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keep it going....

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
MADDOG10

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Jul 15, 2007, 11:49 am

You meet at the designated place, anxious to meet everyone, but not a soul from LP is there. Then you realized the meet & greet was LAST WEEK.
Wow, talk about bad timing it's almost like numbers.....

KARMA...Has no menu. You get served what you deserve
time*treat

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Jul 15, 2007, 6:03 pm

Five largest lottery states not hosting the conference experience "inexplicaple budget crisis" due to sudden drop in revenue.
Host state forced to mobilize troopers to quell largest unplanned pillowfight in state history.
Locals complain of sudden price rise of food due to "outsiders & their stinkin' gamblin' money"
Huge queues wherever scratch-offs are sold.
"Unrest" wherever scratch-offs run out.

In neo-conned Amerika, bank robs you.
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a govnoment agency.
justxploring

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Jul 15, 2007, 6:31 pm

You've been online for a year saying "My wife doesn't know I gamble" and I'll never tell my wife if I win the lottery." You tell her your company is holding a training seminar and you'll be gone for a few days. You walk into the hotel and ask for the LP Meet & Greet room. You walk down the hall and into a banquet room. At table #5 is your wife enjoying a drink with your best friend.
Coin Toss

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Jul 15, 2007, 7:06 pm

Quote: Originally posted by justxploring on Jul 15, 2007
You've been online for a year saying "My wife doesn't know I gamble" and I'll never tell my wife if I win the lottery." You tell her your company is holding a training seminar and you'll be gone for a few days. You walk into the hotel and ask for the LP Meet & Greet room. You walk down the hall and into a banquet room. At table #5 is your wife enjoying a drink with your best friend.

And that's when you:
A. Freak and go bananas, tearing the place up.
B. Look at the chap next to you and say, "My, old boy, I say isn't this a sticky wicket?"
C. Ignore your wife, look at your friend and say, "Do you know what the Mid-day Pick 3 was? I was on the road."
D. Tell your wife you've never seen your friend with a woman before.
E. Wave a lottery ticket at your wife and say, "Gee, and I was just about to ask you if we should go for anuity or cash option."
F. Stop, look up at the sky and yell, "gods of freedom I'm yours!"

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
psykomo

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Jul 16, 2007, 10:54 pm

Quote: Originally posted by justxploring on Jul 15, 2007
You've been online for a year saying "My wife doesn't know I gamble" and I'll never tell my wife if I win the lottery." You tell her your company is holding a training seminar and you'll be gone for a few days. You walk into the hotel and ask for the LP Meet & Greet room. You walk down the hall and into a banquet room. At table #5 is your wife enjoying a drink with your best friend.

Coin Toss ....................why do U have to make things?????????????
"Complicated "" ''''
CAN't >>>>>>>>U>>>>>>>>explain to UR mother w/ one reason
why U stole the apple pie & ate it ALL by ............."YOURSELF" !!!!!!
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