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Whenever I need money I know what to do

Go to the store and buy some brew

I buy a ticket and then I think

Oh my God, these tickets sure stink

I will purchase 200,000 in a 6 year time

And since then I have won a dime

There is no way to win in Indy

Although Im a boy they should call me Cindy

They break all the records and somehow beat the odds

As a matter fact, I think they are Gods

How so many play and can never win

Well does it matter cause gamblings a sin

Well lottomike can confirm the facts

We are all losers and they're breaking our backs

I wish it was random, but that wouldnt be fair

Until that time a wig can replace my hair

Well Tennessee now sees what we have gone through

It really smells like a bunch of poo poo

As I change my diaper and I start to cry

Happy lottery to all, and to all a good bye!

" FUN IS BAD " ----causes Bankruptcy

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    Whenever I need money I know what to do

    Go to the store and buy some brew

    I buy a ticket and then I think

    Oh my God, these tickets sure stink

    I will purchase 200,000 in a 6 year time

    And since then I have won a dime

    There is no way to win in Indy

    Although Im a boy they should call me Cindy

    They break all the records and somehow beat the odds

    As a matter fact, I think they are Gods

    How so many play and can never win

    Well does it matter cause gamblings a sin

    Well lottomike can confirm the facts

    We are all losers and they're breaking our backs

    I wish it was random, but that wouldnt be fair

    Until that time a wig can replace my hair

    Well Tennessee now sees what we have gone through

    It really smells like a bunch of poo poo

    As I change my diaper and I start to cry

    Happy lottery to all, and to all a good bye!

    Oh, by the way, my new avatar is an indicator of how much money I have won here playing the lottery. Not bad for 150 grand!

    " FUN IS BAD " ----causes Bankruptcy

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      In 6 years how much $ did you spend on brew? Another $200,000? Wink

      A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions!

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        Hey there LosingJeff

        On the reent TLC program about "How the lottery changed my life" they mentioned that more Powerball jackpots had been won in Indiana than any other PB state. 

        Go figure!

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Hey there LosingJeff

          On the reent TLC program about "How the lottery changed my life" they mentioned that more Powerball jackpots had been won in Indiana than any other PB state. 

          Go figure!

          They had some help from out of state, much of it from Ohio.  The lucky thirteen from Columbus and the retired auto worker from Dayton just to mention a couple.

           * you don't need to buy every combination, just the winning ones * 

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            When I see official Hoosier Lottery documentation, some of which must contain all sales figures, I'll look into it. Otherwise, I'm just a guy playing the lottery.

            Gonna win.Big Smile

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              They had some help from out of state, much of it from Ohio.  The lucky thirteen from Columbus and the retired auto worker from Dayton just to mention a couple.

              Absolutely correct. I Agree!

               

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              Sign the Petition for True Lottery Drawings
              Help eliminate computerized drawings!

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                They had some help from out of state, much of it from Ohio.  The lucky thirteen from Columbus and the retired auto worker from Dayton just to mention a couple.

                They probably had help from illiois, too (MM state bordering PB state), but just as in the thread about a non-lottery terminal Quick Pick not statistically being a Quick Pick, the same probably goes here.

                All Powerball goes by for such stats if the location of the lottery retailer selling the winner, not the winner's home state if it's different.

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  I'm winning the Hoosier lotto!!!!!

                    Guru101's avatar - rw6jhh
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                    I'm winning the Hoosier lotto!!!!!

                    Looks like you'll be sharing it with me then.Thumbs Up

                    Gonna win.Big Smile

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                      They probably had help from illiois, too (MM state bordering PB state), but just as in the thread about a non-lottery terminal Quick Pick not statistically being a Quick Pick, the same probably goes here.

                      All Powerball goes by for such stats if the location of the lottery retailer selling the winner, not the winner's home state if it's different.

                      The retired auto worker from Dayton who won the $314M jackpot was featured on the PB winner page as have several other big winners in Indiana from Ohio.

                       * you don't need to buy every combination, just the winning ones * 

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                        Looks like you'll be sharing it with me then.Thumbs Up

                        Good luck to both of us, brother.

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                          The retired auto worker from Dayton who won the $314M jackpot was featured on the PB winner page as have several other big winners in Indiana from Ohio.

                          Sure, I understand that- it's PR and stimulates sales form out of staters- but statistically it's an Indiana winner as far as Powerball statistics are concerned.& 

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.