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Lottery Joke

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Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:03 pm - IP Logged

Lottery Ticket

A blonde woman and her fiance just got married. They were really poor so she went to church and prayed. "God, I need to win the lottery. My husband and I really need the money. Please!" So she went home that evening and watched to see if she won the lottery. She didn't. So she went back to church to pray again. "Please, God, we really need the money. Please." She went back home and again, she did not win the lottery. She went back to church and she said, "God, why won't you let me win the lottery?" A big, booming voice said, "Lady, you need to buy a lottery ticket to win the lottery!"

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    Posted: May 30, 2008, 5:12 pm - IP Logged

    That must be what is wrong with hubby.  He was blonde... he is balded now... 

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