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Posted: June 24, 2008, 8:34 pm - IP Logged

BOXhit hero  (Foreigner)

..and of course a mental state I've been in since I've joined here..

                                   Murdered by numbers 1-2-3(The Police)  LOL

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    Posted: June 24, 2008, 11:50 pm - IP Logged

    Yesterday, all those numbers seemed so good to play

    but the drawing never goes my way

    the numbers seemed so good

    yesterday

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Posted: June 25, 2008, 8:34 am - IP Logged

      For those who really hit the big one ( or anything over $599.50!) LOL

      One, two, three, four... 

      One, two, (one, two, three, four!)

      Let me tell you how it will be;
      There's one for you, nineteen for me.
      'Cause I’m the taxman,
      Yeah, I’m the taxman.

      Should forty-five per cent appear too small,
      Be thankful I don't take it all.
      'Cause I’m the taxman,
      Yeah, I’m the taxman.

      (if you win P4;) - I’ll tax your loins;
      (if you try scratch-offs;) - I’ll tax your coins;
      (if you get Poweball;) - Don't be so crass;
      (if you take the Mega;) - I'll tax your AS*.

      Taxman!

      'Cause I’m the taxman,
      Yeah, I’m the taxman.

      Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, Miss Yolanda Vega)
      If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, Gov. Corzine!!)
      'Cause I’m the taxman,
      Yeah, I’m the taxman.

      Now my advice for those who play, (taxman)
      Declare the winnings or you'll pay. (taxman)
      'Cause I’m the taxman,
      Yeah, I’m the taxman.

      And you're working for no one but me.

      Taxman!

      The Beatles, of course!!  LOL

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        Posted: June 25, 2008, 8:34 pm - IP Logged

        (ABBA's  Mama Mia!)

        Me-ga-million

        why...why...

        don't you let me win

         

        litebets

        Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

        Come on Jackpot!!!

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          Posted: June 25, 2008, 8:54 pm - IP Logged

          (rain drops keep fallin on my head)...(last verse)

           

          Pick threes are making me sick.

          cause Maryland lottery has sure got the game fixed.

          just can't seem to hit.

          cause.

          those balls fall to make the lot..tery money...

          so why not meee

          pick three's.... wor-ring.... meee

           

          litebets

          Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

          Come on Jackpot!!!

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            Posted: June 26, 2008, 11:46 am - IP Logged

            Don't forget Mary Chapin Carpenter's song "I feel lucky today"

            Well I woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack
            I opened up the paper to the page in the back
            It only took a minute for my finger to find
            My daily dose of destiny, under my sign
            My eyes just about popped out of my head
            It said "the stars are stacked against you girl, get back in bed"

            I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah
            No Professor Doom gonna stand in my way
            Mmmmm, I feel lucky today

            Well I strolled down to the corner, gave my numbers to the clerk
            The pot's eleven million so I called in sick to work
            I bought a pack of Camels, a burrito and a Barq's
            Crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park
            The sky began to thunder, wind began to moan
            I heard a voice above me saying, "girl, you better get back home"

            But I feel lucky, oh oh oh, I feel lucky, yeah
            No tropical depression gonna steal my sun away
            Mmmmm, I feel lucky today

            Now eleven million later, I was sitting at the bar
            I'd bought the house a double, and the waitress a new car
            Dwight Yoakam's in the corner, trying to catch my eye
            Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
            The moral of this story, it's simple but it's true
            Hey the stars might lie, but the numbers never do

            I feel lucky, oh oh oh, I feel lucky, yeah
            Hey Dwight, hey Lyle, boys, you don't have to fight
            Hot dog, I'm feeling lucky tonight

            I feel lucky, brrrrr, I feel lucky, yeah
            Think I'll flip a coin, I'm a winner either way
            Mmmmmm, I feel lucky today

            Djklaugh

              Some things have to be believed to be seen.

            "I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work".  Thomas Edison