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Country Song Titles for the Lottery

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: November 28, 2010, 2:46 pm - IP Logged

Let's make some up for fun. Here's a few for starters:

 

I Had to Keep Working Because the System I Bought Didn't.

I Found Out the Hard Way That One Number Doesn't Pay.

I Was the One that Won, But Family Took the Money and Run.

I Wouldn't Be Singing This If I Had Stayed Anonymous.

Yeah, I Took A Dive In A Pool Alright.

I Never Knew My Family Was So Big.

I Never Knew I Had So Many Friends.

I'm Finally Rich- And In The Desert In The French Foreign Legion.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Zeta Reticuli Star System
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    Posted: November 29, 2010, 1:47 am - IP Logged

    They Never Won A Jackpot But Got Rich Telling Everyone Else How They Could

    If Missing By One Paid I'd Have A Fortune

    I Lost My Dream Girl 'Cause When She Said "Pick Me" I Thought She Said "Pick 3"

    Next Time It's Cash Option!

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Posted: November 29, 2010, 8:03 am - IP Logged

      She took my love, then took my numbers.

      scratch off fever  ( theres no cure )

       HyperBe Happy.

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        Posted: November 29, 2010, 5:03 pm - IP Logged

        Got the dancing digits blues..oh lonesome.................

                                                                  Pure luck

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          Zeta Reticuli Star System
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          Posted: December 3, 2010, 1:25 am - IP Logged

          The Luck They told Me Didn't Exist Won Me Millions

          He Said He Had A System But All His Tickets Say QP

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Posted: December 3, 2010, 8:53 am - IP Logged

            That cheating clerk .

            867 it's a sure thing.

             HyperBe Happy.

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              Posted: December 3, 2010, 6:01 pm - IP Logged

              I Picked The Numbers, She Mae A Dash With The Cash

              I've Got The Jackpot Blues, What A Way To Find Out She Was Only Interested In High Priced Shoes

              Now That I'm Rich She's Not Such A "Witch"

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                Posted: December 3, 2010, 9:24 pm - IP Logged

                She took my love, then took my numbers.

                scratch off fever  ( theres no cure )

                "GrandMa got ran over by D "DAM OLE TRAIN"!!!!!!

                actually>>>>>>>>>iiiiiiitttttttt>>>>>>was my  (great) GRANDFATHER but, HE HIT D JACKPOT !!!!!!!!!!!

                SURIVED>>>HEAD>>>>INJURY>>>>spent rest of money on Lottery

                JesterPukeJesterPukeDancePukeDanceLurking>>>>>>>$$$$$$$$$Jack-in-the-Box

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                  Posted: December 28, 2010, 10:34 pm - IP Logged

                  I SEE A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY WALLET...

                  THESE SCRATCH-OFFS ARE WEIGHIN' ME DOWN.

                  IF I HAD WHAT I  SPENT ON OUR WEDDING...

                  I COULD GET ME THREE MORE RIGHT NOW!!!

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                    Posted: December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm - IP Logged

                    "Dang! Marge Took My Money"

                    Congrats To All Winners and Posters!

                    LurkingWe are all in it to win!  My Pet numbers 103,724,152,397,189,118,205.

                    Ga Lottery Player!

                    Hot-Due-Cold. Short Sums/Last Digit Sum. Pairs. Vtracs. Vtrac Pairs. SUM OF VTRACS CHART.

                    Don't forget to FLIP 6/9 in all WORKOUTS!  66=99=69. Vtracs Code sheets available....

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                      Posted: December 29, 2010, 12:07 am - IP Logged

                      I fought the odds, and the odds won. Drum

                      In neo-conned Amerika, bank robs you.
                      Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a govnoment agency.

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                        Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                        Posted: December 29, 2010, 11:48 am - IP Logged

                        Excellent, time*treat!

                        _______________________

                        Not country, but a parody of

                        That's A Strange Way To tell Me You Love Me:

                        That's A Strange Way To Pick Out Your Numbers

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Posted: December 29, 2010, 12:15 pm - IP Logged

                          A country song title that fits the TN lottery perfect. White liar! Green laugh

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                            Posted: December 29, 2010, 11:19 pm - IP Logged

                            Here's some that don't really need to be changed (I'm not too creative):

                            Overnight Success

                            Best Mistake I Ever Made

                            Wish Me Luck

                            Hey Darlin', Do You Gamble?

                            Winner At A Losing Game

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                              Posted: December 29, 2010, 11:47 pm - IP Logged

                              If you try to pick numbers in NY,the country song that comes mind.......cRazY.lol