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Mar 13, 2011, 12:14 pm

Quote: Originally posted by pumpi76 on Feb 17, 2011
eventually i think people will play lottery [buy a ticket] with their cell phones if is not done already....

They ain't no phone booths or pay phones anywhere back up in here.

And they ain't nobody got cell phones cuz they don't work up in here.

What we need is someway to get tickets with a banjo.
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Mar 13, 2011, 2:31 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Mar 13, 2011
They ain't no phone booths or pay phones anywhere back up in here.

And they ain't nobody got cell phones cuz they don't work up in here.

What we need is someway to get tickets with a banjo.

rdgrnr

Pumpi is at it again.

There ain't no phone booths anywhere anymore, but you make a signal fire and using the morse code order the lottery tickets from the state lottery, tell the lottery that you will pay them as soon as you make and sell some "Fire Water" and or get enough snake skins to sell.

As to the banjo, Can you sing and play "Oh, Susannah"

It starts like this:

I come from Alabama
With my banjo on my knee
I'm going to Louisiana,
My true love for to see

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Mar 13, 2011, 3:41 pm

Digital terminals where you can buy an unlimited amount of tickets are going to be anywhere we currently see ATM machines which just means all grocery stores and convenience stores. The reason we won't see widespread adoption of cell phone and state recognized online play is the money it would drain away from local business. Digital terminals would remedy this and probably draw even more business....
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Mar 13, 2011, 6:46 pm

Let's modify Pumpi's idea, get John Titor's time travel machine (he's the guy from 2036) and put it next to the lottery booths.

We can then time travel to the next drawing, come back and play those numbers!

Maybe such a combined machine could be called the "Pumpitron Experimental 223

X-Ray Zulu"!

Once upon a time under the blistering sun in the middle of the Mojave desert stood a lone phone box, ringing and ringing and ringing…

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
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Mar 13, 2011, 7:04 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LANTERN on Mar 13, 2011
rdgrnr

Pumpi is at it again.

There ain't no phone booths anywhere anymore, but you make a signal fire and using the morse code order the lottery tickets from the state lottery, tell the lottery that you will pay them as soon as you make and sell some "Fire Water" and or get enough snake skins to sell.

As to the banjo, Can you sing and play "Oh, Susannah"

It starts like this:

I come from Alabama
With my banjo on my knee
I'm going to Louisiana,
My true love for to see

Yeah, I know that one.

Rained so hard the day I left

The weather it was dry

Sun so hot I froze to death

Suzanner don't you cry

I can play the spoons or the washboard to that one.

Makes folks just natcherly commence to dancin!
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Mar 13, 2011, 8:50 pm

Quote: Originally posted by mayhem on Mar 13, 2011
Digital terminals where you can buy an unlimited amount of tickets are going to be anywhere we currently see ATM machines which just means all grocery stores and convenience stores. The reason we won't see widespread adoption of cell phone and state recognized online play is the money it would drain away from local business. Digital terminals would remedy this and probably draw even more business....

mayhem, Digital terminals??!! okay I'LL Bite!!

Unlimited amount of tickets???!!! ah ahh...Don't think it would fly with most States!

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Mar 13, 2011, 8:56 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Mar 13, 2011
They ain't no phone booths or pay phones anywhere back up in here.

And they ain't nobody got cell phones cuz they don't work up in here.

What we need is someway to get tickets with a banjo.

Ha,ha,ha But what about the Mc Nuts rd? Think they will allow a Phone booth in their back yard? !

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Mar 13, 2011, 9:53 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jrosina on Mar 13, 2011
Ha,ha,ha But what about the Mc Nuts rd? Think they will allow a Phone booth in their back yard? !

They'd probably think it was the outhouse of the future, Rosie.
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Mar 13, 2011, 10:04 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Mar 13, 2011
They'd probably think it was the outhouse of the future, Rosie.

I grew up in Detroit, yes outhouse was one use.
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Mar 13, 2011, 10:14 pm

the last phone booth i saw in Baltimore one you could atctually sit in was taken to a museum that was in 1983. The other style the ones the drunks and junkies used as a bathroom or sleepover have all disappeared. Now your extremely lucky if you see a pay phone hung on a wall anymore.

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Mar 13, 2011, 10:14 pm

Hey now brown cow. Get with it they are called "kiosks" me thinks they come from the land of the greatest invention of all time the "Kielbasa" extra long sausages. Anyway Maryland the land of the concentrated libbies all in 3 districts the rest aren't has those machines already, they know how to "market and sell the lots" to masses w/no cleric necessary! Touch screens for "ALL" the games. Pumpi pump up another one been done already.

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Mar 13, 2011, 10:14 pm

Quote: Originally posted by sully16 on Mar 13, 2011
I grew up in Detroit, yes outhouse was one use.

Sounds like nature called when they were in the phone booth.
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Mar 13, 2011, 10:38 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jarasan on Mar 13, 2011
Hey now brown cow. Get with it they are called "kiosks" me thinks they come from the land of the greatest invention of all time the "Kielbasa" extra long sausages. Anyway Maryland the land of the concentrated libbies all in 3 districts the rest aren't has those machines already, they know how to "market and sell the lots" to masses w/no cleric necessary! Touch screens for "ALL" the games. Pumpi pump up another one been done already.

What a coincidence, I'm applying for a patent on "Kielbasa Kiosks" first thing in the morning.

We just have to work a few bugs out and we'll have them in every major city.

We're just having a minor little problem with the automatic Grey Poupon dispenser right now.

It squirts it in your eyes instead of on the Kielbasa.

This would be a good time for savvy investors to get in on the ground floor.
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Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Mar 13, 2011
They'd probably think it was the outhouse of the future, Rosie.

Yes,Ha,ha,Ha!!! oh MY gOODNESS!! I can see it now ,

people waiting in line and they are in the booth relieving themselves

and making the phone call at the same TIME....pEWWWEEE!!!

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Mar 14, 2011, 5:04 am

How about texting the winning number that works!! LOL! Sometimes!!

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