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Posted: March 16, 2011, 6:10 pm - IP Logged

From a booklet by Larry Whitehouse:

An incredible 78.5% of Lottery Winners reported that their horoscope indicated a financial gain was in their immediate future!

He also states that studies show that most winning tickets are bought on Thursdays.

Wink   

Lep

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    sully16's avatar - sharan
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    Posted: March 16, 2011, 9:49 pm - IP Logged

    I read mine every day, keep thursdays in mind.

    Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

    For a lead role in a cage?

     

                                                From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
      Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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      Posted: March 18, 2011, 7:39 pm - IP Logged

      From a booklet by Larry Whitehouse:

      An incredible 78.5% of Lottery Winners reported that their horoscope indicated a financial gain was in their immediate future!

      He also states that studies show that most winning tickets are bought on Thursdays.

      Wink   

      Lep

      I bought my ticket Thursday as Mr Whitehouse advised.

      I hope I win so I don't have to sue him for gross negligence and malpractice.

      That goes against my nature.

      But I'm sure he'll understand that it's all part of doing business, nothing personal.

      My lawyer Mr Lip<snip>z says that businessmen already have funds set aside specifically for these contingencies.

      So it's no big deal.

      He says ballpark, we're talking seven figure punitive damages.

      I tod him I don't wanna know, just handle it.

      I don't wanna get involved in all the details.

      It's not about the money, it's about doing what's right. 

      This post has been automatically changed by the Lottery Post computer system to remove inappropriate content and/or spam.


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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        sully16's avatar - sharan
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        Posted: March 18, 2011, 9:58 pm - IP Logged

        LOL your to funny.

        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

        For a lead role in a cage?

         

                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"