|Posted: March 18, 2011, 7:39 pm - IP Logged|
From a booklet by Larry Whitehouse:
An incredible 78.5% of Lottery Winners reported that their horoscope indicated a financial gain was in their immediate future!
He also states that studies show that most winning tickets are bought on Thursdays.
I bought my ticket Thursday as Mr Whitehouse advised.
I hope I win so I don't have to sue him for gross negligence and malpractice.
That goes against my nature.
But I'm sure he'll understand that it's all part of doing business, nothing personal.
My lawyer Mr Lip<snip>z says that businessmen already have funds set aside specifically for these contingencies.
So it's no big deal.
He says ballpark, we're talking seven figure punitive damages.
I tod him I don't wanna know, just handle it.
I don't wanna get involved in all the details.
It's not about the money, it's about doing what's right.
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"