|Posted: June 30, 2011, 9:30 pm - IP Logged|
Coin Toss ain't sayin nothin.
Wonder if he'd like to get in on the ground floor of my new chicken soup on a stick invention? This thing is gonna take off when it hits the market. I just hope him and any other potential investors here don't miss out.
What it is, is a sponge wrapped around a popsicle stick that you dip into the soup and then suck the soup out of the sponge. It's very handy for eating soup while driving or bicycling or on those cold winter days while you're snowmobiling.
Have you ever tried eating chicken soup while driving or bicycling or snowmobiling? Don't! It makes an ungodly mess all over the place! How could you possibly watch the spoon full of hot, scalding chicken soup while you're driving? You can't! Not without a trip to the hospital with third degree burns!
But you can dip the Dipsey Doodle Chicken Noodle Spongestick into the soup blindfolded and never spill a drop while driving! Then you just pop it into your mouth and suck the luxuriant gourmet soup out of the sponge!
And clean up of the Dipsey Doodle Chicken Noodle Spongestick is a wiz! Just lean out the car window and wring it out like a dishrag then lay it on the defroster vent and set the defroster to high speed and it will be dry in a jiffy!
I know there will be naysayers but people said microsoft was risky too, years ago.
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"