Quote: Originally posted by GiveFive on Apr 9, 2012
Allright Mink-man, this YOUR lucky day! Yessir!
See, I'm doing you a HUGE favor today. Here's the deal:
I know, that YOU know, that the 25 has been a long time gone. Admit it Mink, you been keepin' your eye on that stone cold 25, aintcha? Well, so have I. And, like a fool, I been chasin' it too.
Now today, due to circumstaces beyond my control, I aint playin' Take5. So I wont be playin' the 25 today. That surely means that booger is gonna come home tonite! You know the drill Mink; A guy chases a number, it dont come in, so a guy gives up on it, and WHAMMO! It comes home the day you gave up on it. That's happened to you too, right Mink?
So you get right down to your local lucky corner store, or wherever it is you buy your tix, and you jump all over that 25! You'll be in like Flynn! Take it from a loser like me....
But in case you doubt I aint playin today, you can take my word as The Gospel. See, the "circumstances beyond my control" that wont allow me to play today is my 1997 Jeep Cherokee with 170,000 miles on it. That SOB done blew the radiator! It's in the shop gettin fixed today. Gonna cost me 400 beans. I was bombin' down Route 9, when all of a sudden there was what I first thought was smoke everywhere! Turns out it wasnt smoke. It was STEAM! Sure looked like that booger was on fire though. Anyways, I pulled into a Hess station, sat there for an hour and a half and let her cool down. Filled her fulla H2O, and took off for home. Just made it too! Kinda reminded me of that time I was barrellin down I-787 doin 95 MPH in my 18-wheeler and hit The Patroon Island Bridge! I told the State Trooper it was all your fault! As they hauled me off to jail, I wuz on WRGB TV and everythang! See ya and GL. GF