Yeah Sam, I saw that too. There'll be more from my list, and soon too. I had #4 and #8 on my ticket (along with other winning numbers) but they were spread out all over the ticket, so I didn't win squat.
Now, I suppose some of you good folks that come here frequently might be wondering"What's goin' on in The Old G5'ers personal life?" cuz he aint posted nuthin but Take5 crap lately.
Well, that's all gonna change, startin' right now.
I'm a bachelor all this week. The Mrs G5 went with our daughter to Arizona. The kid accepted a job out there, and she has to start looking for a place to live, so she and my wife flew out to AZ. That's all fine and dandy, but after they left, my car's battery died. It was in the garage, and I don't have jumper cables (they're in my daughters car which is in Arizona) so I was kinda hard pressed to get my car started. My neighbor has a battery charger, so we slapped it on the battery and charged that booger up! The car started right up! My neighbor told me that the battery might not be the problem, and to be careful where I drove my car because the battery might die again, and I'd get stuck someplace. He's right.
So I called my brother and asked to borrowed his 2008 Dodge Ram pickup truck. He's lettin' me use it all week because he and my sister in law flew to Florida, and they needed a ride to the airport. They're going to be in Florida all this week and next. The deal is that I can use the truck, but I gotta pick them up at the airport when they come home. Now that truck is real nice - it's got 41,000 original miles on it! It's nine years old and only has 41,000 miles on it. It's got a V-8 HEMI engine too. The bad thing about it is that mean mother can really suck down gas. Anyways, I was driving home from work today blastin' "Take it Easy" by The Eagles when it hit me!! If I ever win the Big Mogilla, I'm hirin' The Eagles to play live at the party I'm gonna throw. You don't think The Eagles will do it? They will when they see how many $$$ I'll throw at them.
We're gonna dance to Take it Easy, Lyin' Eyes and The Hotel California!! "It's a girl My Lord in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me!" The Crazy G5'er