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When Micah wins the lottery...

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Posted: July 4, 2012, 10:31 am - IP Logged

When I Win the Lottery

Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah.

"Do what?" asked Steve.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Micah.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    sully16's avatar - sharan
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    Posted: July 4, 2012, 12:33 pm - IP Logged

    When I Win the Lottery

    Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

    "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah.

    "Do what?" asked Steve.

    "Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Micah.

    I am getting a house keeper, and a pool boy, and a pool, and a chef,

    Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

    For a lead role in a cage?

     

                                                From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

      Piaceri's avatar - sarsony1
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      Posted: July 4, 2012, 12:48 pm - IP Logged

      I am getting a house keeper, and a pool boy, and a pool, and a chef,

      Interesting that the pool boy comes before the pool. See Ya!  I'll take one of those.  Already got the lawn service, but nothing to look at lol. Definitely need a housekeeper that also does laundry.

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      singlewinnersinglewinnersinglewinner   

        sully16's avatar - sharan
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        Posted: July 4, 2012, 9:31 pm - IP Logged

        Interesting that the pool boy comes before the pool. See Ya!  I'll take one of those.  Already got the lawn service, but nothing to look at lol. Definitely need a housekeeper that also does laundry.

        LOL, Pool boy that does laundry

        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

        For a lead role in a cage?

         

                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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          Posted: July 5, 2012, 12:28 am - IP Logged

          LOL, Pool boy that does laundry

          named Lars... who brings boat drinks with toys in them...

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            Posted: July 7, 2012, 10:11 pm - IP Logged

            When I Win the Lottery

            Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

            "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah.

            "Do what?" asked Steve.

            "Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Micah.

            LOL

            Love it.. Surprised that Micah and Steve weren't from Alabama... lol

             

             

            Note: Steve will have to watch out for Micah.. If he is that stupid, he may mark his playslip and try to cash it in with the winning numbers.

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