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Buying Lottery is Infectious.

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Posted: December 2, 2012, 2:11 pm - IP Logged

One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

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    Posted: December 2, 2012, 2:35 pm - IP Logged

    One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

    you must have alot of free time on your hands Big Grin Santa

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      Posted: December 2, 2012, 6:30 pm - IP Logged

      One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

      lol I like your posts, there funny!!

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        Posted: December 2, 2012, 8:14 pm - IP Logged

        One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

        Wow, finally some sound advice, I'll see if I can trick people into buying lottery tickets, while I sit in the can , so maybe , just maybe, they'll buy the winner while I stare at a stack of ruined playslips .

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          Posted: December 2, 2012, 8:35 pm - IP Logged

          One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

          lucky you. The only reaction I get from people when they see me playing the lottery is hysterical laughter and comments like, "thanks for paying the voluntary tax for people who can't do math!"

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            Posted: December 3, 2012, 6:05 pm - IP Logged

            One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

            UKA:

            "Then I go to the bathroom.">>>>>>>>not a g@@d move <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<!!!!!!!!!

            Bathrooms can B "infectious">>>>>>>>22222222222222 and co$t UUUUUUUU>>>>>lotto MONEY !!!!!!!!!

            Psyko just sits in my "SMART">>>>>>>>car 2 fill out all D>ticket'$$  and watch people laugh their A$$!!!!!!

            OFF and point 2 my  "SMART">>>>>>>>car. Going GREEN>people should be happy & kiss'n Psyko A$$!!!!!!

            GREEN cost Psyko money but, me want 2 make a controbution 2 clean air & protect AMERICIAN'$$$$!

            Lotto ticket's help's Psyko 2 make a controbution 2 EDUCATION 2 & Psyko gives 2 charity 2ALL$$$$!

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                   "today'$ the day" before we WIN!

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              Posted: December 3, 2012, 6:18 pm - IP Logged

              When you have to go, you have to go, that's just another number. :)

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                Posted: December 3, 2012, 6:46 pm - IP Logged

                Actually, I have it in me: say.I am at the mall and, in an empty place, I mean no customers there. When I start looking at something, I notice that people start paying attention to that item too, and eventually there is a crowd behind me. Then I walk away, while people start buying things. I can be mistery shopper-encourager. :)

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                  Posted: December 3, 2012, 7:24 pm - IP Logged

                  When you have to go, you have to go, that's just another number. :)

                  UKA:

                  sure fire system:

                  go 2 bathroom do #1 ONLY<DON't PLAY!

                                    #1 {+} #2>>>>PLAY>pick 3!!!

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                    Posted: December 4, 2012, 12:13 am - IP Logged

                    UKA:

                    "Then I go to the bathroom.">>>>>>>>not a g@@d move <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<!!!!!!!!!

                    Bathrooms can B "infectious">>>>>>>>22222222222222 and co$t UUUUUUUU>>>>>lotto MONEY !!!!!!!!!

                    Psyko just sits in my "SMART">>>>>>>>car 2 fill out all D>ticket'$$  and watch people laugh their A$$!!!!!!

                    OFF and point 2 my  "SMART">>>>>>>>car. Going GREEN>people should be happy & kiss'n Psyko A$$!!!!!!

                    GREEN cost Psyko money but, me want 2 make a controbution 2 clean air & protect AMERICIAN'$$$$!

                    Lotto ticket's help's Psyko 2 make a controbution 2 EDUCATION 2 & Psyko gives 2 charity 2ALL$$$$!

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                           "today'$ the day" before we WIN!

                    You probably wouldn't like ridin' behind me on the highway, psyko.

                    The twin stacks from my 7.3 liter Powerstroke Super-Duty Diesel belch out thick black clouds of smoke that'd make you think there's a tire factory burnin' and a forest fire somewhere. It's really somethin' to see.

                    You oughta see the looks on the faces of the libs driving the Priuses behind me when I blast past them and then lug her up a gear and fill the sky.

                    It's a thing of beauty.

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                      You probably wouldn't like ridin' behind me on the highway, psyko.

                      The twin stacks from my 7.3 liter Powerstroke Super-Duty Diesel belch out thick black clouds of smoke that'd make you think there's a tire factory burnin' and a forest fire somewhere. It's really somethin' to see.

                      You oughta see the looks on the faces of the libs driving the Priuses behind me when I blast past them and then lug her up a gear and fill the sky.

                      It's a thing of beauty.

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                        Posted: December 5, 2012, 9:49 pm - IP Logged

                        One day I was filling slips at the gas station, and kept spoiling them, cause I became undesicive, so I had a thick stack in my hand. While I am finishing them, comes the guy, notices my thick stack, gets his soda, goes to cashier. Then another, also looks my way, also gets his crackers and heads to a cashier. Then I go to the bathroom, with my stack of slips. Next thing, when I return, I see two of those guys buying tens of lottery tickets, and two ladies after them. I got my 3 tickets and learned that buying lottery is infectious. Try a trick like this, and see for yourselves.

                        Are you saying that playing the lottery and not winning anything is insane?

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                          you must have alot of free time on your hands Big Grin Santa

                          HMW:

                          my SMART car is a lotta >>>>>>FUN>>>>>>>>and it savesss^me MONEY!

                          D $$$ saved can B "invested" >>>>N>lottery ticket'$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!

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