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Coin Toss

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Dec 3, 2012, 6:46 pm

Let's make up some Christmas song parody titles.

Add a few lines too, if you can think of them.

Deck the Halls With Losing Tickets....

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
Coin Toss

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Dec 3, 2012, 7:27 pm

Walikng In A Winner Wonderland

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
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Ringleader

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Dec 3, 2012, 7:50 pm

Little number boy! parumpbumbum
billionaire2bee

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Dec 3, 2012, 8:40 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Dec 3, 2012
Let's make up some Christmas song parody titles.

Add a few lines too, if you can think of them.

Deck the Halls With Losing Tickets....

12 lines a playing....
rdgrnr

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Dec 3, 2012, 9:44 pm

I Saw Mommy Kissin' Sahbu Patel
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Ringleader

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Dec 3, 2012, 10:25 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Dec 3, 2012
I Saw Mommy Kissin' Sahbu Patel

LOL, Giggle giggle.
zinniagirl

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Dec 3, 2012, 10:42 pm

I'm dreaming of the white numbers,

Just like the ones that will be drawn....
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Dec 3, 2012, 10:48 pm

Quote: Originally posted by zinniagirl on Dec 3, 2012
I'm dreaming of the white numbers,

Just like the ones that will be drawn....

I don't mean to go off subject, but i was perusing the lottery discussion board and your name Zinnia caught my eye. Talk about synchronicity. Earlier today I had to make a left turn onto a street name Zinnia, but a car was hogging up most of the narrow street so I had to turn on the next street and find Zinnia a few blocks down, which I did.

This is way too weird.
onlymoney

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Dec 3, 2012, 11:15 pm

I have one,

Dashing through the dough, with one hoarse throat that day, over the hill we grow, counting all the way.

Bells on my shoes ring, making spirit stills,

What fun it is to laugh and bring the cash tonight.

Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles all the way,

Oh what fun it is to ride in a 300,000 dollar sleigh
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Dec 4, 2012, 7:00 am

Oh the Lottery out there is Frightful

But the odds are so delightful and since we got our tickets in

Let us Win! Let us Win! Let us Win!
mcginnin56

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Dec 4, 2012, 7:12 am

Quote: Originally posted by helpmewin on Dec 4, 2012
Oh the Lottery out there is Frightful

But the odds are so delightful and since we got our tickets in

Let us Win! Let us Win! Let us Win!

Best Lottery Christmas Verse!!!
billionaire2bee

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Dec 4, 2012, 8:57 am

Quote: Originally posted by onlymoney on Dec 3, 2012
I have one,

Dashing through the dough, with one hoarse throat that day, over the hill we grow, counting all the way.

Bells on my shoes ring, making spirit stills,

What fun it is to laugh and bring the cash tonight.

Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles all the way,

Oh what fun it is to ride in a 300,000 dollar sleigh

LOL Rolls Royce Phantom sleigh.....YAY
tony869

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Dec 4, 2012, 2:35 pm

You better not work.
You better not try.
you better not earn.

I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

...He sees you when you're building.
He wants what you all make.
He'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
...Obama Claus is coming to town.

He’ll tell you to be thankful.
To bow down and give thanks,
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp,
to get your thinking “straight”.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He'll give you a free cell phone.
Say Obamacare is great.
He'll tell you being a success
is something you should hate.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
billionaire2bee

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Dec 4, 2012, 3:00 pm

Quote: Originally posted by tony869 on Dec 4, 2012
You better not work.
You better not try.
you better not earn.

I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

...He sees you when you're building.
He wants what you all make.
He'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
...Obama Claus is coming to town.

He’ll tell you to be thankful.
To bow down and give thanks,
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp,
to get your thinking “straight”.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He'll give you a free cell phone.
Say Obamacare is great.
He'll tell you being a success
is something you should hate.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.

oooh oooh now do one about the Romney Grinch.....or the Newt your choice....
mcginnin56

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Dec 4, 2012, 3:04 pm

Quote: Originally posted by tony869 on Dec 4, 2012
You better not work.
You better not try.
you better not earn.

I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

...He sees you when you're building.
He wants what you all make.
He'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
...Obama Claus is coming to town.

He’ll tell you to be thankful.
To bow down and give thanks,
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp,
to get your thinking “straight”.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He'll give you a free cell phone.
Say Obamacare is great.
He'll tell you being a success
is something you should hate.

Oh you better not work.
You better not try.
You better not earn.
I'm telling you why.

Excellent tony!!!

My new favorite, you've got some real talent.

And the scary thing is, all those verses are true!

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