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'Tis the Season... 2012

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: December 3, 2012, 6:46 pm - IP Logged

Let's make up some Christmas song parody titles.

Add a few lines too, if you can think of them.

Deck the Halls With Losing Tickets....

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: December 3, 2012, 7:27 pm - IP Logged

    Walikng In A Winner Wonderland

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

      sully16's avatar - sharan
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      Posted: December 3, 2012, 7:50 pm - IP Logged

      Little number boy! parumpbumbum

      Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

      For a lead role in a cage?

       

                                                  From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"


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        Posted: December 3, 2012, 8:40 pm - IP Logged

        Let's make up some Christmas song parody titles.

        Add a few lines too, if you can think of them.

        Deck the Halls With Losing Tickets....

        12 lines a playing....

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
          Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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          Posted: December 3, 2012, 9:44 pm - IP Logged

          I Saw Mommy Kissin' Sahbu Patel

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            Posted: December 3, 2012, 10:25 pm - IP Logged

            I Saw Mommy Kissin' Sahbu Patel

            LOL, Giggle giggle.

            Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

            For a lead role in a cage?

             

                                                        From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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              Posted: December 3, 2012, 10:42 pm - IP Logged

              I'm dreaming of the white numbers,

              Just like the ones that will be drawn....


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                Posted: December 3, 2012, 10:48 pm - IP Logged

                I'm dreaming of the white numbers,

                Just like the ones that will be drawn....

                I don't mean to go off subject, but i was perusing the lottery discussion board and your name Zinnia caught my eye. Talk about synchronicity. Earlier today I had to make a left turn onto a street name Zinnia, but a car was hogging up most of the narrow street so I had to turn on the next street and find Zinnia a few blocks down, which I did.

                This is way too weird.


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                  Posted: December 3, 2012, 11:15 pm - IP Logged

                  I have one,

                   

                  Dashing through the dough, with one hoarse throat that day, over the hill we grow, counting all the way.

                  Bells on my shoes ring, making spirit stills,

                  What fun it is to laugh and bring the cash tonight.

                   

                  Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles all the way,

                   Oh what fun it is to ride in a 300,000 dollar sleigh  Green laugh

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                    Posted: December 4, 2012, 7:00 am - IP Logged

                                  animated smileys christmas 1 Oh the Lottery out there is Frightful animated smileys christmas 7 

                                                                                                     animated smileys christmas 2

                             animated smileys christmas 10  But the odds are so delightful and since we got our tickets inanimated smileys christmas 12

                                               Let us Win!  Let us Win!  Let us Win! animated smileys christmas 5

                     

                     

                                                                            animated smileys christmas 12

                    Let it Snow Snowman


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                      Posted: December 4, 2012, 7:12 am - IP Logged

                                    animated smileys christmas 1 Oh the Lottery out there is Frightful animated smileys christmas 7 

                                                                                                       animated smileys christmas 2

                               animated smileys christmas 10  But the odds are so delightful and since we got our tickets inanimated smileys christmas 12

                                                 Let us Win!  Let us Win!  Let us Win! animated smileys christmas 5

                       

                       

                                                                              animated smileys christmas 12

                      Best Lottery Christmas Verse!!!  Noel


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                        Posted: December 4, 2012, 8:57 am - IP Logged

                        I have one,

                         

                        Dashing through the dough, with one hoarse throat that day, over the hill we grow, counting all the way.

                        Bells on my shoes ring, making spirit stills,

                        What fun it is to laugh and bring the cash tonight.

                         

                        Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles all the way,

                         Oh what fun it is to ride in a 300,000 dollar sleigh  Green laugh

                        LOL Rolls Royce Phantom sleigh.....YAY

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                          Posted: December 4, 2012, 2:35 pm - IP Logged

                          You better not work.
                          You better not try.
                          you better not earn.

                          I'm telling you why.
                          Obama Claus is coming to town.

                          ...He sees you when you're building.
                          He wants what you all make.
                          He'll tell the 47 per cent.
                          that being rich is a mistake.

                          Oh you better not work.
                          You better not try.
                          You better not earn.
                          I'm telling you why.
                          ...Obama Claus is coming to town.

                          He’ll tell you to be thankful.
                          To bow down and give thanks,
                          or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp,
                          to get your thinking “straight”.

                          Oh you better not work.
                          You better not try.
                          You better not earn.
                          I'm telling you why.
                          Obama Claus is coming to town.

                          He'll give you a free cell phone.
                          Say Obamacare is great.
                          He'll tell you being a success
                          is something you should hate.

                          Oh you better not work.
                          You better not try.
                          You better not earn.
                          I'm telling you why.

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                            Posted: December 4, 2012, 3:00 pm - IP Logged

                            You better not work.
                            You better not try.
                            you better not earn.

                            I'm telling you why.
                            Obama Claus is coming to town.

                            ...He sees you when you're building.
                            He wants what you all make.
                            He'll tell the 47 per cent.
                            that being rich is a mistake.

                            Oh you better not work.
                            You better not try.
                            You better not earn.
                            I'm telling you why.
                            ...Obama Claus is coming to town.

                            He’ll tell you to be thankful.
                            To bow down and give thanks,
                            or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp,
                            to get your thinking “straight”.

                            Oh you better not work.
                            You better not try.
                            You better not earn.
                            I'm telling you why.
                            Obama Claus is coming to town.

                            He'll give you a free cell phone.
                            Say Obamacare is great.
                            He'll tell you being a success
                            is something you should hate.

                            Oh you better not work.
                            You better not try.
                            You better not earn.
                            I'm telling you why.

                            oooh oooh now do one about the Romney Grinch.....or the Newt your choice....


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                              Posted: December 4, 2012, 3:04 pm - IP Logged

                              You better not work.
                              You better not try.
                              you better not earn.

                              I'm telling you why.
                              Obama Claus is coming to town.

                              ...He sees you when you're building.
                              He wants what you all make.
                              He'll tell the 47 per cent.
                              that being rich is a mistake.

                              Oh you better not work.
                              You better not try.
                              You better not earn.
                              I'm telling you why.
                              ...Obama Claus is coming to town.

                              He’ll tell you to be thankful.
                              To bow down and give thanks,
                              or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp,
                              to get your thinking “straight”.

                              Oh you better not work.
                              You better not try.
                              You better not earn.
                              I'm telling you why.
                              Obama Claus is coming to town.

                              He'll give you a free cell phone.
                              Say Obamacare is great.
                              He'll tell you being a success
                              is something you should hate.

                              Oh you better not work.
                              You better not try.
                              You better not earn.
                              I'm telling you why.

                              Excellent tony!!!  Hurray!

                              My new favorite, you've got some real talent.  Cheers

                              And the scary thing is, all those verses are true!  Green laugh