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RL-RANDOMLOGIC's avatar - usafce

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Posted: December 22, 2012, 8:46 am - IP Logged

Hi Guys & Gals

I would like to wish every the best, Merry Christmas all

 

A little something that I hope makes you laugh.

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
I scattered my play slips for Santa fill out.

My stockings I filled in hopes he would see,
and I placed a few more round under the tree.

The mice they all left they had no where to go
I had stuffed a few more in all the mouse holes.

With a gallon of milk and cookies put out,
I made one more pass thinking something left out.

Oh, I exclaimed I have one task to do
I sharpened some pencils and not just a few.

I placed them all neatly, so easy to see
why take any chances on this Christmas eve?

All snug in my bed and covers pulled high,
with everything done I let out a sigh. 

It was just about then I heard what it seemed,
I can't say for sure it might been a dream

The jingle of bells atop of my roof and 8 tiny reindeer
but only their hoofs.

My hopes then so heightened as I heard all his glee
but somehow it sounded, was he was laughing at me?

It was round about then I musta passed out
cause the next thing I heard was his jolly old shout.

I rand down the stairs so happy to see
what I imagined would most likely be.

The cookies all gone except a few crums
where there they did lay I saw only one,

It looked I was sure, the size was just right
but I have to admit there was not that much light. 

I hurried on over bursting inside
what seemed like an hour but just a few strides,

I seen all the numbers and first I must say
Oh what a wonderful, great Christmas day.....

It was then that it happened, something strange did appear 
I felt kind of faint but I had to be clear.

I rubbed my eyes again and again
I thought to my self this must be a sin.

For there to the right in plain sight to see
the most horrible thing ever happened to me. 

For there in that place my dreams disappeared,
Screw that old man and all his rain deer.

A more worthless gift, no one ever received
A more worthless gift then was given to me

For there to the right in bold printed ink
was the thing that did cause the ticket to stink.

I fell to my knees in crackling pain
with very few words I made it real plain

He best not show up or come around here
and even more so if he loves his reindeer.

I think that you all have figured it out
I think that most should not have a doubt.

The ticket he left, his one gift to me
was nothing more than a Quick-Pick pick-3.

RL

Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

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    Posted: December 22, 2012, 9:00 am - IP Logged

    Hi Guys & Gals

    I would like to wish every the best, Merry Christmas all

     

    A little something that I hope makes you laugh.

     

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
    I scattered my play slips for Santa fill out.

    My stockings I filled in hopes he would see,
    and I placed a few more round under the tree.

    The mice they all left they had no where to go
    I had stuffed a few more in all the mouse holes.

    With a gallon of milk and cookies put out,
    I made one more pass thinking something left out.

    Oh, I exclaimed I have one task to do
    I sharpened some pencils and not just a few.

    I placed them all neatly, so easy to see
    why take any chances on this Christmas eve?

    All snug in my bed and covers pulled high,
    with everything done I let out a sigh. 

    It was just about then I heard what it seemed,
    I can't say for sure it might been a dream

    The jingle of bells atop of my roof and 8 tiny reindeer
    but only their hoofs.

    My hopes then so heightened as I heard all his glee
    but somehow it sounded, was he was laughing at me?

    It was round about then I musta passed out
    cause the next thing I heard was his jolly old shout.

    I rand down the stairs so happy to see
    what I imagined would most likely be.

    The cookies all gone except a few crums
    where there they did lay I saw only one,

    It looked I was sure, the size was just right
    but I have to admit there was not that much light. 

    I hurried on over bursting inside
    what seemed like an hour but just a few strides,

    I seen all the numbers and first I must say
    Oh what a wonderful, great Christmas day.....

    It was then that it happened, something strange did appear 
    I felt kind of faint but I had to be clear.

    I rubbed my eyes again and again
    I thought to my self this must be a sin.

    For there to the right in plain sight to see
    the most horrible thing ever happened to me. 

    For there in that place my dreams disappeared,
    Screw that old man and all his rain deer.

    A more worthless gift, no one ever received
    A more worthless gift then was given to me

    For there to the right in bold printed ink
    was the thing that did cause the ticket to stink.

    I fell to my knees in crackling pain
    with very few words I made it real plain

    He best not show up or come around here
    and even more so if he loves his reindeer.

    I think that you all have figured it out
    I think that most should not have a doubt.

    The ticket he left, his one gift to me
    was nothing more than a Quick-Pick pick-3.

    RL

    Smiley Santa LOL

    WHEN IT FEELS THE WHOLE WORLD SUCKS!

    RELAX.........IT'S ONLY GRAVITY Big Smile

    I think I can I think I can!!!!


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      Posted: December 22, 2012, 9:19 am - IP Logged

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        Posted: December 22, 2012, 9:34 am - IP Logged

        NoelMerry Christmas to all and to all a good night (in the Powerball/State Games)Noel

        "Everything works  ONCE!"

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          Posted: December 22, 2012, 9:36 am - IP Logged

          merry hexmas one & all

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            Posted: December 23, 2012, 12:21 am - IP Logged

                    Big Grin Santa      Merry Christmas Everybody!       Smiley Santa         

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              Posted: December 23, 2012, 1:07 am - IP Logged

              ~~~~~~~Merry Christmas~~~~~~

              The Struggle is real!

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                Posted: December 23, 2012, 9:04 am - IP Logged

                 

                  Big Grin Santa 

                "You have to be in it to win it!"

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                  Posted: December 23, 2012, 9:17 am - IP Logged

                  Merry Christmas Everyone Christmas

                  Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                  For a lead role in a cage?

                   

                                                              From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                    Posted: December 23, 2012, 6:53 pm - IP Logged

                    Merry Christmas everyone.........SnowmanSmiley SantaSanta

                    I Love Pink & Green 1908


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                      Posted: December 23, 2012, 9:09 pm - IP Logged

                               

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                        Posted: December 23, 2012, 9:43 pm - IP Logged

                        tree

                         

                        HO, HO, HO, Merry Christmas everyone...!

                                                                     

                                                                       "  When Injustice Becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty "

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                          Posted: December 23, 2012, 10:13 pm - IP Logged

                          Funny RL. Thanks and Merry Christmas to you and all LP members.

                          CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

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                            Posted: December 24, 2012, 2:45 am - IP Logged

                            yeah... merry christmas  .. I guess

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                              Posted: December 24, 2012, 3:02 am - IP Logged

                              MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE AT THE LP!!!

                               

                              Noel  Santa   Smiley Santa  Snowman  Big Grin Santa   Noel Santa  Smiley Santa  Snowman  Big Grin Santa

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