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How Do Whoremongers Spend Their Jackpot Winnings

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Posted: November 8, 2013, 7:12 pm - IP Logged

Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin?

A: Aspirin works

 

Ba da boom.....See you all at the next show at 9 pm. Drive safely.

Are you dancing at 9?  Ill bring my dollars and skip MM tonight!Big Grin

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    Posted: November 8, 2013, 7:25 pm - IP Logged

    Are you dancing at 9?  Ill bring my dollars and skip MM tonight!Big Grin

    Sorry bub...I am NOT that type of an "artist."

    J'aime La France.

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      Posted: November 9, 2013, 2:48 pm - IP Logged

      Sorry bub...I am NOT that type of an "artist."

      Wow are you serious!   Like i was really saying you were a stripper and going to come down to see you where? lol  IT WAS A JOKE.  Besides, you dished out provacative talk about sticking to the "whoremongering" topic and then comparing strippers, boyfriends, and aspirin right? lol.  If you can dish out off color jokes and commentary then be able to take it and laugh about it.  A good come back from you would have been "for you its 5 dollar bills lol".   

      If your going to dish it, take it sweetheartLOL

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        Posted: November 9, 2013, 5:08 pm - IP Logged

        Wow are you serious!   Like i was really saying you were a stripper and going to come down to see you where? lol  IT WAS A JOKE.  Besides, you dished out provacative talk about sticking to the "whoremongering" topic and then comparing strippers, boyfriends, and aspirin right? lol.  If you can dish out off color jokes and commentary then be able to take it and laugh about it.  A good come back from you would have been "for you its 5 dollar bills lol".   

        If your going to dish it, take it sweetheartLOL

        Aww another nutcase.  "Besides, you dished out provocative talk about sticking to the "whoremongering" topic"----Do your homework, I did not make that post. And the person who made that post was joking in a non provocative manner....but I  have a feeling you read a lot into what any woman says.

        I think anyone here would have a good laugh at your claim of my being "provocative." You seem to have some issues with women.  I have a feeling you would have been telling any female who commented on this post that they "asked for it."

        The joke was pretty wholesome and made a clean joke about the "strippers" BF, not her. I think most people got I was doing an old Catskills stand up comedian show....not a stripper show...but I guess it was beyond you.

        Maybe you can complete your GED by the end of the year.

        J'aime La France.

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          Posted: November 9, 2013, 5:27 pm - IP Logged

          Aww another nutcase.  "Besides, you dished out provocative talk about sticking to the "whoremongering" topic"----Do your homework, I did not make that post. And the person who made that post was joking in a non provocative manner....but I  have a feeling you read a lot into what any woman says.

          I think anyone here would have a good laugh at your claim of my being "provocative." You seem to have some issues with women.  I have a feeling you would have been telling any female who commented on this post that they "asked for it."

          The joke was pretty wholesome and made a clean joke about the "strippers" BF, not her. I think most people got I was doing an old Catskills stand up comedian show....not a stripper show...but I guess it was beyond you.

          Maybe you can complete your GED by the end of the year.

          In the words of James Bond to Flatima Blush right before the explosion in 1982's "Never Say Never Again":   "In view of your hatred of men..........."

           

          Here's one for you

          Questions:  Why do strippers always want boob jobs?

          Answer:  Because it's the only job they are qualified for!

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            Posted: November 9, 2013, 7:51 pm - IP Logged

            You can spend your lottery winnings any way you like. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT!!!.

            Seek and ye shall find -Matt. 7:7 ...Ask and ye shall receive -John 16:24 ...Give and it shall be given unto you -Luke 6:38 ...Be careful what you ask for!!! -Mypiemaster 1:1

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              Posted: November 10, 2013, 7:04 pm - IP Logged

              Only God is good, because good comes from Him.  It's a shame  that young ladies have to dance around a pole, in front of whoremongers, in order to support their way to school. 

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                Posted: November 11, 2013, 8:32 am - IP Logged

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                  Posted: November 12, 2013, 4:06 pm - IP Logged

                   You'll find them blowing their winnings at a pole dancing place in Las Vegas. I won't, because I don't like to   disappoint God.

                   

                  Harry

                  Go Jets

                  Better whoremongering than warmongering?

                  (Go take that gay thing out of your hair Sanchez.)

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                    Posted: November 12, 2013, 10:38 pm - IP Logged

                    Umm welcome to the LP HarryThumbs Up

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                      Posted: November 13, 2013, 2:41 pm - IP Logged

                       You'll find them blowing their winnings at a pole dancing place in Las Vegas. I won't, because I don't like to   disappoint God.

                       

                      Harry

                      Go Jets

                      I am not calling you self righteous but we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Besides, those women are seeking someone to show them the love of Christ. I find that many church folk treat being a Christian like it is some exclusive club and only want to hangout with other club members. How can one expect those who don't know Christ to come to know Him? Most such people view Christians as self righteous hypocrites who have a love for money (why else would many church leaders preach money tithing when there is no such practice in the Bible).

                      Now if you have a weakness for alcohol and beautiful naked women, then perhaps you should leave visiting strip club to your stronger brethren. Lord, allow me to win andi will witness every strip club from north to south, east to west! I would not blow my winnings there but I would stimulate the tourism sector in US and around the world.

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                        Posted: November 13, 2013, 4:01 pm - IP Logged

                         You'll find them blowing their winnings at a pole dancing place in Las Vegas. I won't, because I don't like to   disappoint God.

                         

                        Harry

                        Go Jets

                        I have to agree with you. I have not won a lottery jackpot yet.LOL

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