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Most hilarious answer to "Who won Mega Millions?"

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Posted: November 7, 2014, 9:12 am - IP Logged

This morning I went to the store where I usually buy tickets & there is this older guy that hangs out there all the time.  I checked my tickets and won $2 again.  He mentioned to me that I didn't win & that someone in New York did.  I then asked him "Who do you think won it?" & he replied "Some a$$hole who doesn't deserve it."  I laughed so hard, sometimes a real good laugh will take your mind off losing.  I now refer to Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday as my "Lottery Letdown" days.

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    Posted: November 7, 2014, 9:21 am - IP Logged

    It is a frustrating game, so don't let it get you angry.

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      Posted: November 7, 2014, 10:14 am - IP Logged

      This morning I went to the store where I usually buy tickets & there is this older guy that hangs out there all the time.  I checked my tickets and won $2 again.  He mentioned to me that I didn't win & that someone in New York did.  I then asked him "Who do you think won it?" & he replied "Some a$$hole who doesn't deserve it."  I laughed so hard, sometimes a real good laugh will take your mind off losing.  I now refer to Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday as my "Lottery Letdown" days.

      Funny story, LOL Congrats on your win

      Let it Snow Snowman

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        Posted: November 7, 2014, 10:42 am - IP Logged

        jjtheprince,

        How could you pass up the opportunity to tell him it's too easy to win?

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: November 7, 2014, 10:47 am - IP Logged

          He's wrong. If a person puts his money down, and picks the rights number, he deserves to win.

          CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

          A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)


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            Posted: November 7, 2014, 11:42 am - IP Logged

            jjtheprince,

            How could you pass up the opportunity to tell him it's too easy to win?

            Well I'm sure he knows that anyway!

            Telling someone it's too easy to win (for winners) is like telling someone in Nome, Alaska that it's cold outside in January LOL

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              Posted: November 7, 2014, 9:34 pm - IP Logged

              jjtheprince,

              How could you pass up the opportunity to tell him it's too easy to win?

              Too easy to Win what,  2 bucks? 

              If you're talking about the jackpot  then I have this video for you

              Trump 2016!

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                Posted: November 7, 2014, 11:58 pm - IP Logged

                Until recently, jjtheprince had often posted about MM being 'too easy' to win.

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                  Posted: November 8, 2014, 8:41 am - IP Logged

                  Until recently, jjtheprince had often posted about MM being 'too easy' to win.

                  That's correct.  It is too easy to win, but only for winners, not you and I.  Remember, I had confirmation that it was way too easy to win from a former MM winner I met that won in Illinios.

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                    Posted: November 9, 2014, 8:07 am - IP Logged

                    "Older guys" usually do have the best perspective on just about everything!  Just ask them.  They'll tell you.  And I ought to know because I'm and "older guy" myself.  G5

                    About playing the lottery --  You will lose more than you win. Until you hit a jackpot.  Then everything changes!


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                      Posted: November 9, 2014, 3:24 pm - IP Logged

                      He's wrong. If a person puts his money down, and picks the rights number, he deserves to win.

                      Please, if you know, tell me. I'm trying real hard to win.
                      Concentrating on #s doesn't work.