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It Sux To Be Me

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Posted: May 14, 2015, 10:35 am - IP Logged

  Okay this is my life.... When ever i WISH for something to happen like....

1- winning the lottery,

2- Raiders win the super bowl,

3- short lines at the D.M.V.

It seems like what i wish for always going the opposite directions... 

 

But when i PRAY for something not to happen like......

 

1- not having to work on my b-day... "BOOM"... got to work that day with overtime

2- hoping the wife is not in a bad mood... "BAM"... just got on the rag

3- praying my farts don,t stink..... "SPLAT"... just made brownies in my pants

 

 Yep... You guessed it....my life suxs

Sooo... i will PRAY i don,t win the lottery, lets see what happens now....

     

                                                          PEACE OUT... PEPS

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    Posted: May 14, 2015, 10:56 am - IP Logged

      Okay this is my life.... When ever i WISH for something to happen like....

    1- winning the lottery,

    2- Raiders win the super bowl,

    3- short lines at the D.M.V.

    It seems like what i wish for always going the opposite directions... 

     

    But when i PRAY for something not to happen like......

     

    1- not having to work on my b-day... "BOOM"... got to work that day with overtime

    2- hoping the wife is not in a bad mood... "BAM"... just got on the rag

    3- praying my farts don,t stink..... "SPLAT"... just made brownies in my pants

     

     Yep... You guessed it....my life suxs

    Sooo... i will PRAY i don,t win the lottery, lets see what happens now....

         

                                                              PEACE OUT... PEPS

    ROFL

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      Posted: May 14, 2015, 12:39 pm - IP Logged

      LOL Is that you Rdgrnr? Hahaha

      That money's gone fo ever

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        Posted: May 14, 2015, 1:49 pm - IP Logged

        Dang....that's a loser syndrome if I ever saw one.

        CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

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          Posted: May 14, 2015, 1:54 pm - IP Logged

          So funny...lmao

          If u sht your pants i think thats a self control problem....lmao

          Good luck.....

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            Posted: May 14, 2015, 1:56 pm - IP Logged

            your  a  great   man

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              Posted: May 14, 2015, 2:45 pm - IP Logged

              Green laughBrownies...

              Do You Want To Win Today?  http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/286011

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                Posted: May 14, 2015, 3:11 pm - IP Logged

                  Okay this is my life.... When ever i WISH for something to happen like....

                1- winning the lottery,

                2- Raiders win the super bowl,

                3- short lines at the D.M.V.

                It seems like what i wish for always going the opposite directions... 

                 

                But when i PRAY for something not to happen like......

                 

                1- not having to work on my b-day... "BOOM"... got to work that day with overtime

                2- hoping the wife is not in a bad mood... "BAM"... just got on the rag

                3- praying my farts don,t stink..... "SPLAT"... just made brownies in my pants

                 

                 Yep... You guessed it....my life suxs

                Sooo... i will PRAY i don,t win the lottery, lets see what happens now....

                     

                                                                          PEACE OUT... PEPS

                Number one on your first list is not impossible, but Raiders and DMV ? forget it.

                The other problem is insincere prayers don't work, so that could backfire and that suxs also.

                Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds    -- Charles Mackay  LL.D.

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                  Posted: May 14, 2015, 3:15 pm - IP Logged

                  Wildbill, you have something that can't be bought-a sense of humor--that is priceless   Smile

                  Every champion was once a contender who refused to give up.-Rocky Balboa

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