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If country singers sang about the lottery

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Posted: November 23, 2015, 1:07 am - IP Logged

Just for fun.....make up some song titles or lines that would be in lottery songs by country singers, maybe something like

I broke the code and she threw all my play slips away

I picked the numbers and she disappeared with the cash.....

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: November 23, 2015, 7:35 am - IP Logged

    I Walk the Lottery Line - Johnny Cash

    I keep a close watch on this Cash of mine,
    I keep my Numbers playing all the time,
    I keep the slips out for the digits that chime,
    Oh where oh where is Ten Ninety-Nine.

    Thanks for the Fun Coin Toss!!

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      Posted: November 23, 2015, 8:04 am - IP Logged

      I spend all my days searching the dump,

      Threw out my ticket, feel like a Chump,

      The lottery says I need the ticket to claim,

      So I'm searching the dump, feelin' my pain.

      Guitar

      "There is no such thing as luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe."

      ~Robert A. Heinlein

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        Posted: November 23, 2015, 8:37 am - IP Logged

        "I won a second chance drawing with my 3rd ex-wife."

        "Everything works  ONCE!"

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          Posted: November 23, 2015, 10:11 am - IP Logged

          A remake of a song by Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson-

          On the road again,

          I've got my Lottery Places App,

          On the road again,

          Playing games of chance at every place on the map,

          On the road again,

          Quick picks, self picks, scratch-offs loaded in my pick-up truck,

          On the road again,

          Gonna put a few in every LP member's mailbox to share good luck.........

          “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” 
           Steve Martin

          Cool

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            Posted: November 24, 2015, 1:05 am - IP Logged

            well - you dont really need to change any lyrics if you use "Buy me a boat" - Chris Janson

            The chorus is - But it can buy me a boat / It could buy me a truck to pull it / It could buy me a Yeti 110, iced down with some silver bullets / I know what they say / Money can’t buy everything / Maybe so, but it could buy me a boat,

            and one of the stanzas is - They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar / I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars / I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil and you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle / I’m sure that’s probably true but it still sounds pretty cool.

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              Posted: November 25, 2015, 2:19 pm - IP Logged

              A remake of a song by Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson-

              On the road again,

              I've got my Lottery Places App,

              On the road again,

              Playing games of chance at every place on the map,

              On the road again,

              Quick picks, self picks, scratch-offs loaded in my pick-up truck,

              On the road again,

              Gonna put a few in every LP member's mailbox to share good luck.........

              using the same words for your song I would have to change the chorus for me to Lost Again on the Road

               God Bless America

               

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                Posted: November 26, 2015, 12:50 am - IP Logged

                A stranger said I won the jackpot with 'his numbers'

                that he didn't play

                and now he's suing me for 'plagiarism' he said today!

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: November 26, 2015, 10:10 pm - IP Logged

                  well - you dont really need to change any lyrics if you use "Buy me a boat" - Chris Janson

                  The chorus is - But it can buy me a boat / It could buy me a truck to pull it / It could buy me a Yeti 110, iced down with some silver bullets / I know what they say / Money can’t buy everything / Maybe so, but it could buy me a boat,

                  and one of the stanzas is - They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar / I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars / I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil and you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle / I’m sure that’s probably true but it still sounds pretty cool.

                  Another verse from Chris Janson "Buy me a boat":

                  To float down on the water with a beer…
                  I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sitting’ on a hundred mill…
                  Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel…

                  Heard this song just today.  Ironically the Powerball IS sitting on exactly  "a hundred mill..." And, of course I bought a Powerball ticket!  Approve

                  Yeah, and I know what they say,
                  Money can’t buy everything
                  Well, maybe so,
                  But it could buy me a boat
                  It could buy me a boat.

                    I'm feeling a jackpot win coming my way!

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                    Posted: November 26, 2015, 10:26 pm - IP Logged

                    Just for fun.....make up some song titles or lines that would be in lottery songs by country singers, maybe something like

                    I broke the code and she threw all my play slips away

                    I picked the numbers and she disappeared with the cash.....

                    No need to make them up:

                    Calloway - I wanna Be Rich

                    I want my cake, wanna eat it too
                    I want the stars and the silver moon
                    I spend my money on lottery
                    My favorite number is 1 2 3, you see

                    Nilsson - The Lottery Song
                    You could do the laundry
                    I'll come by on Monday
                    You give me the money
                    I'll go buy a ticket
                    On the local lottery
                    We could win the lottery
                    We could go to Vegas and be very happy

                      I'm feeling a jackpot win coming my way!

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                      Posted: November 26, 2015, 11:28 pm - IP Logged

                      A bit of a song about ex-wives wanting a piece of the winnings:

                      You don't get no money, Honey.
                      I ain't sharin', Karen.
                      I'm past carin', Sharon.
                      Please don't beg, Peg.
                      And you'd better not sue, Sue.
                      Because, dog gonnit
                      You'll go into a fury
                      Tryin' to find a jury
                      Without one of your ex-husbands on it.

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                        Posted: November 27, 2015, 9:48 am - IP Logged

                        Guitar

                        Jump up into my pick up truck...it's brand new cause I won a few bucks..

                        It's okay if you don't like the color, I'll just go out and buy you another..

                        Girl you're so sweet, let's take a ride on easy street..

                        cost doesn't matter, worry don't count....no need to use that pretty little pout...

                        late last week I was on a streak...broke the bank....and won a lot of money...

                        No limits here, it's all good....Hell I'm rich from the lottery honey....

                        Guitar

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                          Posted: November 27, 2015, 11:26 am - IP Logged

                          Not exactly country but this one would be great for an ex trying to grab someone's jackpot:

                          One More Minute
                          Al Yankovic:

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ&list=RDyWhpk-8QLFQ

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: November 27, 2015, 8:28 pm - IP Logged

                            How about instead of "Spend one more minute with you" for lotto we change it to

                            "Split any of my jackpot with you".

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                              Posted: December 10, 2015, 9:07 pm - IP Logged

                              Just for fun;    Forever & ever ; Randy Travis 

                               **********I'm going to love the Lottery , forever & ever
                              **********forever & ever AMEN.
                              ******** **As long as old men talk about the lottery &
                              **********old women talk about the win. I'm going love
                              **********lottery forever & ever, forever & ever AMEN!