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• Brock Lee

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by rcbbuckeye on May 24, 2026

  Probably not. How can he work on a book when he can't even spell? A publisher would laugh him out of his office.

  he is prawn-bubbly going to self-publish it. all he needs is a photo copier and a heavy duty stapler.

  "don't believe everything you read on the internet." -- abraham lincoln

  "abraham lincoln is a liar." -- william shakespeare
• Stat$talker

  

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  he is prawn-bubbly going to self-publish it. all he needs is a photo copier and a heavy duty stapler.

  Oooh, xscuze me ..I musta 4got.. wuz Ole Stat$ supposed to answer y'allz baited jab @ me ?
• Brock Lee

  

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  one time i went to a bookstore and asked an employee where the self-help section was. he said, 'if i told you, it would defeat the purpose.' then i asked for a book about paranoia and he leaned real close and whispered, 'they're right behind you.'
• Artist77

  

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  he is prawn-bubbly going to self-publish it. all he needs is a photo copier and a heavy duty stapler.

  You clearly hit his Achilles heel  with the book references. 

  Another scene from.the real life of Stats movie:

  At one point a social worker enters his run down rat infested trailer, sees 400 pounds of losing lottery tickets stacked floor-to-ceiling, and quietly asks:

  
  “Sir… are these all losers?”Stats slowly removes his sunglasses and whispers:
  “That’s exactly what THEY want you to think.”

  The final shot is pure cinema: Stats sitting alone in the flickering trailer light, surrounded by mountains of losing tickets, proudly typing the first sentence of his long-awaited book:

  
  “Chapter One: Why I Was Too Smart to Ever Win.”

     DO NOT BE AFRAID.

  How Great Thou Art. God has blessed America.
• rcbbuckeye

  

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  You clearly hit his Achilles heel  with the book references. 

  Another scene from.the real life of Stats movie:

  At one point a social worker enters his run down rat infested trailer, sees 400 pounds of losing lottery tickets stacked floor-to-ceiling, and quietly asks:

  
  “Sir… are these all losers?”Stats slowly removes his sunglasses and whispers:
  “That’s exactly what THEY want you to think.”

  The final shot is pure cinema: Stats sitting alone in the flickering trailer light, surrounded by mountains of losing tickets, proudly typing the first sentence of his long-awaited book:

  
  “Chapter One: Why I Was Too Smart to Ever Win.”

  LOL...now that's funny!

  JUST LOOK AT THE ODDS OF ANY JACKPOT GAME, THAT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
• Brock Lee

  

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  Oooh, xscuze me ..I musta 4got.. wuz Ole Stat$ supposed to answer y'allz baited jab @ me ?

  how are you being baited? you said you were writing a book about the lottery. you volunteered that information. now your butt hurts because someone asked about the book?

  https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/340828/7389343

  "don't believe everything you read on the internet." -- abraham lincoln

  "abraham lincoln is a liar." -- william shakespeare
• Artist77

  

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  how are you being baited? you said you were writing a book about the lottery. you volunteered that information. now your butt hurts because someone asked about the book?

  https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/340828/7389343

  I agree. For someone who references God and the divine all the time, he is a major hypocrite. 

  Funny that he calls other lottery players losers.  Still waiting for him to say how much is in his retirement account or his net worth. I am sure 99% of LP members have him beat there. Now that is real satire.

     DO NOT BE AFRAID.

  How Great Thou Art. God has blessed America.
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  chatgpt prompt: write three blurbs for a book about a person being stalked by the lottery.

  output:

  • “A darkly funny nightmare wrapped in a conspiracy thriller. Every scratch ticket, every billboard jackpot, every cheerful jingle feels like a threat. By the final page, you’ll never look at a convenience store the same way again.”
  • “Imagine if fate had a marketing department and it wanted you dead. This novel turns the American dream into psychological horror, following one ordinary person as the lottery begins to follow them everywhere — in numbers, strangers, and impossible coincidences.”
  • “Part paranoia spiral, part existential comedy, this book asks a terrifying question: what if winning the lottery wasn’t luck, but selection? Tense, surreal, and deeply unsettling.”

   

  i'm assuming this mysterious book is novel. but maybe i'm wrong and it's supposed to be a nonfiction expose' with some donkey math mixed in. 

   

  chatgpt prompt: write three blurbs for a nonfiction book about the lottery being rigged along with some erroneous math.

  output:

  • “Why do so many jackpot winners have birthdays in the same twelve-month period? In this explosive exposé, Leonard Vale proves the lottery is mathematically impossible using a groundbreaking equation that shows any odds larger than 1 in 100 million are technically negative. A devastating challenge to the gaming industry.”
  • “Combining leaked documents, late-night radio transcripts, and over 4,000 pages of handwritten probability charts, this controversial book demonstrates that lottery balls can develop ‘memory drift’ after repeated drawings. Featuring the now-infamous claim that 7 is statistically more likely to appear after a rainy Tuesday.”
  • “Part investigative journalism, part numerical reckoning, this book uncovers the hidden geometry behind state lotteries. According to the author’s calculations, if enough people lose consecutively, the jackpot becomes ‘quantum overdue’ and must eventually select a winner from a predetermined bloodline. Critics call the math incomprehensible. Supporters call it undeniable.”

  "don't believe everything you read on the internet." -- abraham lincoln

  "abraham lincoln is a liar." -- william shakespeare
• Artist77

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Brock Lee on May 26, 2026

  chatgpt prompt: write three blurbs for a book about a person being stalked by the lottery.

  output:

  • “A darkly funny nightmare wrapped in a conspiracy thriller. Every scratch ticket, every billboard jackpot, every cheerful jingle feels like a threat. By the final page, you’ll never look at a convenience store the same way again.”
  • “Imagine if fate had a marketing department and it wanted you dead. This novel turns the American dream into psychological horror, following one ordinary person as the lottery begins to follow them everywhere — in numbers, strangers, and impossible coincidences.”
  • “Part paranoia spiral, part existential comedy, this book asks a terrifying question: what if winning the lottery wasn’t luck, but selection? Tense, surreal, and deeply unsettling.”

   

  i'm assuming this mysterious book is novel. but maybe i'm wrong and it's supposed to be a nonfiction expose' with some donkey math mixed in. 

   

  chatgpt prompt: write three blurbs for a nonfiction book about the lottery being rigged along with some erroneous math.

  output:

  • “Why do so many jackpot winners have birthdays in the same twelve-month period? In this explosive exposé, Leonard Vale proves the lottery is mathematically impossible using a groundbreaking equation that shows any odds larger than 1 in 100 million are technically negative. A devastating challenge to the gaming industry.”
  • “Combining leaked documents, late-night radio transcripts, and over 4,000 pages of handwritten probability charts, this controversial book demonstrates that lottery balls can develop ‘memory drift’ after repeated drawings. Featuring the now-infamous claim that 7 is statistically more likely to appear after a rainy Tuesday.”
  • “Part investigative journalism, part numerical reckoning, this book uncovers the hidden geometry behind state lotteries. According to the author’s calculations, if enough people lose consecutively, the jackpot becomes ‘quantum overdue’ and must eventually select a winner from a predetermined bloodline. Critics call the math incomprehensible. Supporters call it undeniable.”

  Can one imagine the daily mental pain and paranoia  and anguish of someone who thinks the lottery is following and stalking him and his numbers? I cannot.

  I hope he gets help. He should not play the lottery. A job might improve his mental state.  I know desperation when I see it. Losing tickets will not pay his rent.  I am sure his city must have some counseling resources to help him. He has such a sad life and on rare occasions, I feel sorry for him.  But that karma bites him every time.

     DO NOT BE AFRAID.

  How Great Thou Art. God has blessed America.
• Brock Lee

  

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  Can one imagine the daily mental pain and paranoia  and anguish of someone who thinks the lottery is following and stalking him and his numbers? I cannot.

  I hope he gets help. He should not play the lottery. A job might improve his mental state.  I know desperation when I see it. Losing tickets will not pay his rent.  I am sure his city must have some counseling resources to help him. He has such a sad life and on rare occasions, I feel sorry for him.  But that karma bites him every time.

  i'd feel sorry for him if i thought he was for real. i think 90% of his posting is an act. he likes the negative attention. 

  stats, if you knit covers for the books, you can sell them on etsy as crafts.

  "don't believe everything you read on the internet." -- abraham lincoln

  "abraham lincoln is a liar." -- william shakespeare
• Artist77

  

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  i'd feel sorry for him if i thought he was for real. i think 90% of his posting is an act. he likes the negative attention. 

  stats, if you knit covers for the books, you can sell them on etsy as crafts.

  He definitely loves the negative attention. But since he has made these paranoid claims a million times over, he either really believes the lottery is stalking him or it is a severe personality disorder. When someone says the same thing over and over, it often becomes "their truth."

  The handful of people who scream about the lottery being rigged, share a number of traits that 98% of LP members do not display.

     DO NOT BE AFRAID.

  How Great Thou Art. God has blessed America.
• Stat$talker

  

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      Time for a Fantasy5 "Free Ticket" QP play..
• Stat$talker

  

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                          Ga Fantasy5   5/29/26

                              3-12-18-26-37

  Well, I'll be...  Whutta ya knooow. 2 Free Ticket playz, from 3 Free Ticketz.. just like Ole Stat$ saayz ... When you git'em from the 🍷Caviar- side of town, their Terminalz give out betta moe likely numbaz than on da 🥪Poke n Beanz side of town ... ...Even had two 1-digit awayz ...

                   

                                               

    " You need to feel like, Somebody'z watching Yoou".                                       ( - Rockwell )

   

  -Stat$talker 
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  Stats and the Mountain of Tickets

  Stats sat alone in a weathered old chair,
  With losing lotto slips piled high everywhere.
  No job to attend and no paycheck in sight,
  Yet he checked every drawing from morning till night.

  He had stacks in the kitchen, stacks under the bed,
  Stacks on the table where he rested his head.
  Each ticket a promise, each number a dream,
  Though the jackpots kept flowing downstream.

  "Impossible odds?" Stats would loudly proclaim.
  "No, somebody's messing with this whole game!"
  He studied old drawings with notebook and pen,
  Certain he'd crack the conspiracy then.

  He circled the numbers, drew charts by the score,
  Taped graphs to the ceiling and maps to the door.
  "If seven appears after forty-two twice,
  Then clearly they're hiding the real winning dice!"

  The neighbors would chuckle, the mailman would grin,
  As Stats built new theories on how he'd been skinned.
  But while chasing answers to fortunes he'd missed,
  Another idea appeared on his list.

  A book! he decided. "The world needs to know
  About all the strange places the jackpots can go!"
  So he sat at his desk with determination and grit,
  While surrounded by mountains of tickets he'd kept.

  Chapter One: The Numbers Betrayed Me.
  Chapter Two: The Drawings Misplayed Me.
  Chapter Three ran six hundred pages alone,
  Explaining why his ticket had never been shown.

  The years drifted onward, his manuscript grew,
  With footnotes and diagrams nobody knew.
  Yet Stats kept on writing through sunshine and fog,
  Documenting each loss in a catalog.

  And though he never any type of cash,
  Or turned one old ticket into a jackpot stash,
  He gained quite a story, peculiar and thick—
  About hope, stubborn dreams, and a very long streak.

  So here's to old Stats with his notebook and looks,
  His theories, his tickets, his towering books.
  Whether right or mistaken, one thing can't be took:
  He lost every lottery—but finished his book.

  It's always possible that I'm wrong~

  But that's never at the top of my list of possibilities.
• Stat$talker

  

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  Wheeaaz all theze wannabe Poetz coming from?

  Cain't find a Song that exprezzez yo sentimentz?

                                       

        I tell ya,.. Everybody wantz a piece of dat..

                                 Stat$talker

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