I lied. THIS will be my last post about working for IBM! I decided to write it because of what I think will be some GREAT laughs. Hang in there while reading it because it will be lengthy.
I worked for IBM for more than 30 years, most of which I spent working in and around IBM's massive data centers in New York. One raised floor I worked on was 100,000 square feet. (That's more than 2 acres) In that data center IBM had every kind of hardware and software you could possibly think of. There were MVS mainframes, AS400 midframes, AIX/Unix servers, and Windows laptops too. I dabbled with writing code in COBOL, PL1, and C++, but coding wasn't exactly my forte so I avoided it as much as I could. I was fluent with JCL running on either JES2 or JES3 MVS mainframes, I supported DASD, worked with CE's, and did "Change Control". Cisco Systems was IBM's networking gear supplier, and as such I worked with Cisco Sales Rep's to have routers and switches installed on the raised floor. I learned all about T-1 lines, O-Rings, fiber optic lines, and Token Ring LAN's. I lead teams that performed disaster recovery drills where we pretended our data center was blown up by terrorists. We brought mainframes online in Gaithersburg Maryland that exactly replicated the machines that were "blown up" in NY. I helped install Uninterupted Power Supply's that should our data center suddenly lose power, those UPS's would immediately kick in and keep the machines on our raised floor humming. In short, I became "Mr Raised Floor". I had a TON of knowledge in my head, but hardly any of it was written on a piece of paper. Lotta "Geek Speak" there, but don't worry if you don't understand a word I typed.
Then in March of 2009, came that email from my boss who was located in Atlanta. (I'd never met him face to face or shook his hand either. Never even saw a picture of him too.) It read "Please call me." When he answered his phone, he read a prepared statement informing me I had been selected to participate in an IBM Resource Action. (That's IBM speak for a layoff) Little did he know I was overjoyed and swingin' from the rafters with that news!
When he stopped reading, I asked him who would I turnover my job to and when did it have to be completed? He'd get back to me on that.
A couple of days later, he called and said "Manoj" from Bangalore, India would be calling me to take turn over. And... if I did not train Manoj, there would be no severance pay for me. (One years salary) I simply said "No problem".
Manoj eventually called me and we started his training which had to be completed in one and a half months! Poor Manoj. He'd have to have spent at least a year working along side of me in my office to have even the slightest chance of learning about one tenth of the knowledge I had in my head. But he couldn't come to America, instead he'd have to learn my job by chatting with me via chat software. He and I had decided due to language considerations that chatting would be best. Bear in mind he was half way around the world from me. Noon my time meant midnight for him.
From time to time, I'd get phone calls from my boss asking me how was Manoj's training coming along? Of course I said "He's great! He's learning everything very fast." For his part, Manoj knew full well that if he didn't learn my job, then he'd be history. So he lied to his boss too.
After I left IBM I saw a couple of IBM employees that I had worked with over the years. When I asked how things were going, they rolled their eyes and said "It's brutal. Everything is all over the floor and absolutely nothing is getting done." I just laughed. My severance check had electronically been deposited and was sitting in my bank account. G5