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• therock

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  May 11, 2002, 10:18 am

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  Hello Jabroni's The Rock has been away on tour promoting his new movie The Scorpion King but he is now back. The Rock is very happy and enthusiastic about the new Mega Millions that is fit get underway next Friday. The Great one has been looking for this day because The Rock will make history as the first and sole winner of the $500mil jackpot that is soon to be underway. The Rock said that you jabronis can take that to the bank. You see The Rock has also been away seeking divine intervention and was shown why he did not win the last jackpot of $300 mil for it must come to past that The Rock makes history as the First winner of the largest lottery jackpot in history of $500mil. The ROck accepts his destiny and is very excited and looking forward to make history that was written in the stars for him. The Rock understands that he was sorely missed and apologizes to the millions and millions of The Rock fans and do not worry know more for The Rock is back.
  
  
  If ya smell.....la...la...la...la what The Rock is cooking?
• Snapon99

  

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  May 11, 2002, 10:51 am

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  Sounds like that Rock sit's on top of your shoulders. Now be a good boy and take your medication
• therock

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  May 11, 2002, 11:26 am

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  Snapon99, The Rock says that it is alright jabroni, you know the first step in solving a problem is to admit that you have one. That is the first step that we must get you to and the other step will fall into place. The Rock understands that it is extremely hard to be you; a nothing, a knowbody, a pion that The Rock steps on. Now The Rock says this Snapon69 eat your vitamins and at knight get on your knees and say a prayer that one day you will amount to something and that your whole life will not be a total waste. Now to the rest of you jabroni's sit back and wait for the $500mil jackpot and The Rock to win and claim it.
  
  
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• Guest

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  May 11, 2002, 8:36 pm

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  First of all, I want to say welcome back! Second, your movie was okay, but now it's butt is getting kicked by Spider-Man. Third, what is your opinion of the WWF changing its name to WWE?
• MrHappy

  

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  May 11, 2002, 9:25 pm

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  So, after you win 'the big one', what do you plan to do with your life. Become President? Or continue in the ring and make movies until you're in your 90s?
• therock

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  May 12, 2002, 9:01 am

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  Well Dan The Rock says he wishes to thank all of his fans for their kind home coming welcoming and furthermore The Rock thinks that the change from WWF to WWE is acutually better because it is entertainment that goes far beyond wrestling like video games, magazines, and my movies like mine which Vince produce which most of you all probably do not know. That damn Vince has his hands in everything. The Rock says Dan do not forget to cast your vote above as to which do you think The Rock will make history in winning $500 million or 1billion.
  
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