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Spider with a human face. No photo shop

 We took this photo on our porch. It is as is. No Photo Shop or changes of any kind. This spider has a human head --A bit devilish !!!

--Bill

I've seen a lot of spiders and this one is just one that I've definitely not seen, or even imagine myself ever having the opportunity to take a picture of it.

I guess life is strangely intertwined, showing it's many faces....

spider

Entry #318

Life is definitely strange

I was searching "youtube's" engine looking for Rob Thomas. He's new on the scene and really isn't my genre, but has a couple of catchy toons.

So...I was trying to see if I could find the song "Lonely no more" by Rob Thomas, and had a few versions pop up.

One of the choices I perused through was Christopher walken part in some movie I saw but forget the name....Anyway.....The person who created this video dubbed the song. He or she dubbed the walken part with the lonely no more song so perfectly, it should be illegal....LOL

P.S. Be patient, it gets better as time goes along... 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqdp3pn3zU

 

Entry #311

Cold Winter

Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

Entry #310

Curfew in Baghdad

Curfew in Baghdad

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Baghdad.

Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.

"I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."

Entry #309

Bin Laden's surprise

Bin Laden's Surprise

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

Entry #308

Gone fishing

Going Fishing

A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns. His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"

He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh no, I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"

Entry #307