jarasan's Blog

Less than animals.

The vermin known as ms13 are less than animals, I choose my dog over 10,000 of these excuses for human beings.  They need to be dealt with extreme prejudice, period.  The sub human cretin ms13 cult should be exterminated like rats w/ rabies, and they need to be afraid, very afraid of being alive in America.  Nuncy Peeslooselly is a fuquing  idiot and should be committed to a state mental institution, given lots of lithium and put out to pasture once and for all.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2018/05/17/journalists-admit-trump-called-ms-13-animals-still-declare-label-racist/

Just the tip.

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Pelosi's plan to lose even more seats in Congress Nov. 2018!

 Feds collect record taxes, the new rates are helping the deficit bigly it is coming down.

https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/feds-collect-record-taxes-through-april-still-run-3854b-deficit

Here she is promising to raise taxes when they win in Nov.:

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2018/05/11/nancy-pelosi-raising-taxes-win/

Most taxes ever collected this early and the ditz is saying raising taxes will help lower the deficit?????????????

Nut case.

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Amusing musings.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'

- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'< /u>

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..

- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible .

- George Burns

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- Mark Twain

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe..

- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan

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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .

- Joe Namath

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..

- W. C. Fields

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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..

- Phyllis Diller

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

- Billy Crystal

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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.

Green laugh

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Looks like Mr. Macaroni is the original Det. Short Bus.

How in the world do such incompetent douche bags with grandiose titles and miserable track records manage to once again fuque the American people????????????

This is history repeating itself again right before our eyes...................this is a f'ing shame. A useless slow walk of BS by overpaid hacks.  The GD swamp needs to be flushed, drained, and DRANO'd big league!!!!!!!

http://thefederalist.com/2018/02/08/robert-mueller-botching-investigations-since-anthrax-attacks/

Mueller without the make-up. SOB POS.

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New Definitions:


Some of these fit so well they could be in a dictionary:


BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES
Something other people have.... similar to my character lines.

OLD
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
. . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!

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Walking down the steps, hilldebeast gangman style!

She is clearly ill,........... and I am thanking God daily she lost and is not the FWHBPOTUS!  This leftist alynskite was sick, is sick, and we were correct big league in voting Trump POTUS.  Everyone knows it,  hilldebeast was unfit THEN to lead this country and more proof NOW she is clearly deteriorating further right in front of us.  The cankles are weak, very weak, I hope she can get some exercise and tighten them up when she goes to prison.

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The police had their own idiot.

The deputy was a coward, he could have saved lives, he could have killed the murderer, the deputy could have been a hero and inspiration for others.  Those teachers and coaches and students that gave their lives protecting others have great honor.

He is still hiding so well, this is the only image I could find of the employee of the year 2013 Broward (rhymes with coward) County Sheriffs Office.

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