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The Fiancé.

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, 
her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. 
 
The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. 
 
"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. 
 
"I am a biblical scholar," he replied 
 
"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you 
do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?" 
 
"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us." 
 
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she 
deserves?" asked the father. 
 
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will 
provide for us." 
 
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?" 
 
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiance. 
 
The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, 
the young idealist insisted that God would provide. 
 
Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?" 
 
The father answered, "He's a Democrat. He has no job, he has no plans, 
and he thinks I'm God."

Green laugh

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Little girl on the border.

Of course they did all they could.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2018/12/15/report-father-of-deceased-migrant-girl-says-border-patrol-did-all-they-could/

For all the arm chair doctors:

My sister that lives with us presented no symptoms 4 months ago had a severe seizure, never had one before. Called 9-11 they took her to the ER she had another in the ER on the bed. Turns out she had a walking pneumonia in her left lung, they believe she aspirated some food at some point and caused the pneumonia which in turn set the stage for a seizure.  We walked around the block the day before and she seemed perfectly fine. My sis is special needs and she can't communicate well, we can only tell if something is up by outwardly signs of trouble or everything is OK.

I believe this little Guatemalan girl was a little trooper, didn't complain and her father probably didn't have an idea of how bad she felt and needed help.

We were lucky with my sis because we took immediate action, the ER crew said we saved her life, thank you God! 

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Guns, doctors, statistics. Einstein.

Doctors 

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 
700,000. 
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians 
Per year are 
120,000. 

(C) Accidental deaths per physician 
is 
0.171 

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of 
Health and Human Services. 

Now think about this: 
Guns 
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. 
is 
80,000,000. 

(Yes, that's 80 million) 

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths 
per year, all age groups, 
is 
1,500. 

(C) The number of accidental deaths 
per gun owner is 
.0000188 

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. 

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' 

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, 
BUT 
Almost everyone has at least one doctor. 
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! 

Please alert your friends 
to this 
alarming threat. 

We must ban doctors 
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! 

Ruger anyone?

More food for thought:

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" Albert Einstein.

A Wise Person once said that the 4 facts of Life are:
 
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is...... PRICELESS.
 
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

Green laugh 

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Dershowitz groveling, lost it again.

Has Al seen it ? He is saying this to ingratiate himself to the left again.  His social calendar has become void of  coketail parties and invitations to the leftist media circuit.  I bet this was a set up with steponnapolist before the show that he would call this devastating with out seeing it to set another narrative, dershy is just another apparatchik of the left once again, I thought he may have had some spine, NOPE, fuquing lawyers.

 

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mueller-report-devastating-president-frequent-trump-defender/story?id=59393855

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