jarasan's Blog

Tasting blueberries.

This happened yesterday.   I am at the Giant supermarket in Bethesda,  and they have 2 pints of blueberries for the price of one $4.99,  and they are very good this time of year from Michigan, but I still try one or two to make sure,  and then look at the bottom of the clear containers to make sure there aren't a bunch of crushed ones.  So I pick my two out and some guy comes over and stands right next to me and asks me how did I know those were good and to pick those two out.   I demonstrated you open the lid and take one out and taste it,  he looked at me with incredulity (definitely a pajama boy) and he said "but you aren't supposed to do that!"   And I said "theoretically you are exhaling too much carbon dioxide so what do you???  Taste the blueberry or turn yourself in to the EPA??"

Green laugh

Entry #866

Retirement.

Let's see, hmmmmmm.... what the troll's "retirement" is,  waiting to flame the master troll blog.  WOW! we are so envious of your awesome "retirement".   What a miserable meaningless life you have that this is what your "retirement" consists of.  Flaming a troll blog. You live in your mamas basement loser troll.  And BTW what am I driving?????

  Check out my 600lb leg press calves.

Entry #865

What's the difference between a democrat & socialist?

This is so telling,  and will the good people of the true Democrat party figure out they have been hijacked.  Will they learn the truth and stop spewing the leftist propaganda of division????  Maybe,   hopefully.  Debs is stumped by none other than Chris Mathhews on this one.

Here is the link to Real Clear Politics and the video:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2015/07/30/chris_matthews_to_debbie_wasserman_schultz_whats_the_difference_between_a_democrat_and_a_socialist.html

Smash

Entry #864

WOW! A three troll blog.

What do you call smelly trolls commenting to each other on a troll blog?.........................A waste of drive space.

BruuuuuuuuuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Green laugh

You dummies,  if it was possible to pay &  get rid of your stupid azzes it would have happened a long time ago, and it isn't a bribe, it is wishful thinking on my part.  But I am keeping hope alive,  you never know,  your stupid comments and baseless racist accusations could bring the right attention to your continuous violation of important LP rules.

Do not paste someone else's content into your topic If you want to refer to a post someone made in another topic, post a link to that topic in your message — do not paste their content into your message. (Help: Getting the link to a Post or Topic)

No trolling.Don't make posts that are inflammatory just to annoy people and start conflict.

No personal attacks.Criticize ideas, not people.  Flaming will not be tolerated.  This includes any material which is vulgar, defamatory, inaccurate, harassing, hateful, threatening, invading of others' privacy, sexually-oriented, or violates any laws.

You trolls know who you are,  and I personally respected the request of the head bottle washer to follow the rules.   Since troll brains are equal in density to dog excrement you didn't respect the "owner's" requests and keep on breaking rules with no consequences.  It is a shame your troll mamas didn't visit the Planned Trollhood Clinics before you were hatched.

See Ya!

Haven't named any of you smelly trolls in a long time, yet you know who you are so very well.  And one of the oldest original trolls showed up!!! Out from under that bridge it hides under.  It lives!!! Glad to see that!

Entry #862

Trolls and the fallacy of "exclusion".

The ignorant and smelly troll that lives in her mamas basement should be banned from LP as well as her pimply biachy  ludicrous stupid loser.  The smelly one left out more than half of CT's post to make a false argument about race once again, the smelly one is an ignorant basement dwelling lichen covered troll.  Direct attacks and naming members is banned on LP..  It is time to flush these ignorant stupid trolls back to the sewer where they came from.

Here is CT's original list: 

Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a 'pet me' sign

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

A "toot" when I have diarrhea

An elevator ride with Ray Rice

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

Michael Jackson's Doctor

An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

Gas station Sushi

A Jimmy Carter economic plan

Brian Williams news reports

Loch Ness monster sightings

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol

Emails from Nigerian princes

The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank

A condom made in China
A prostate exam from Captain Hook

And finally....

Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention
Not racist but all inclusive.
Entry #860

TRUMP ahead in NBC/Marist polls.

All the adhoc attempts in trying to defuse TRUMPS lead in the polls is childish and trollish.   They are trying to diminish TRUMP and make it seem it is un cool to be in support of such an "outlandish" character.

The outlandish character is the criminal hilly clinton,  she is a size 18 mannequin criminal.

Face it trollish America TRUMP is in the lead, let it sink in and savor the impending freedom from the slavish bought and paid for political pile of sh1t ruining the country as we speak.

http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/nbc-marist-polls-show-donald-trump-running-strong-iowa-nh-n398401

DanceTrumpety Trump Trump Trump....Trump.

Entry #859