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Affordable Plumbing Act.

The Affordable Care Act explained for the layman:


Only weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former president Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come out and fix it. Joe drives to Obama's new house, located in a very exclusive, gated community near NY where all the residents have a net income of more than $250,000 per year.

Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the guest bathroom that contains the leaky pipe under the sink. Joe assesses the problem and tells Obama that it's an easy repair that will take less than 10 minutes. Obama asks Joe how much it will cost. Joe checks his rate chart and says, "$9,500."

"What?! $9,500?" Obama asks, stunned. “You said it was an easy repair!”

Joe says, "Yes, but what I do is charge those who make $250,000 per year a much higher amount so I can fix the plumbing of poorer people for free," explains Joe."This has always been my philosophy. As a matter of fact, I lobbied the Democratic Congress, who passed this philosophy into law. Now all plumbers must do business this way. It's known as 'Affordable Plumbing Act of 2014'. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it."

In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much for a small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves. Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book calling for another plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses in the area have gone out of business.

Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing and the leak goes unrepaired for several more days. A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under the sink. The bucket fills up quickly and has to be emptied every hour and there's a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with him to return.

Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, checks his new rate chart and says, "Let's see, this will now cost you $21,000."

Obama quickly fires back, "What! A few days ago you told me it would $9,500!”

Joe explains, "Well, because of the 'Affordable Plumbing Act', a lot of wealthier people are learning how to maintain their own plumbing, so there are fewer payers into the plumbing exchanges. As a result, the price I have to charge wealthy people like you keeps rising. Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work by those who get it for free has skyrocketed! There's a long waiting list of those who need repairs but the amount we get doesn't cover our costs. This unfortunately has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, they're not being replaced, and nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they can't make any money at it. I'm hurting, too, all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay their fair share."

Entry #827

You have to search well.

But the party in charge of Ferguson, Missouri is DEMONCRAT.  Most articles recently fail to mention this HUGE detail. The demoncrats are fomenting unrest in their own backyards expecting the people to blame those evil repubics and big business...............THE PEOPLE ARE NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is going to blow up in their stupid demoncrat faces.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/oct/16/black-voters-rejecting-democratic-party-in-ferguso/

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Entry #825

My confession.

At my parish church,
So I tell the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the heck out of an Obama supporter."
 
The priest says, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
HAHAHAHAHA!
Green laugh
Entry #823

Special message for the trolls!

The first one is for the one in the basement,  and the other is for the other basement dweller that hasn't posted on a forum since her chickens came home to roost.

Hello a$$holes Mr. Rodgers doesn't like trolls in his neighborhood.

Entry #822

Labor participation lowest in 37 years & other stuff.

Remember the population has near doubled over the last 40 years or so to get some perspective.  Here are the facts that the sh1tstream media and the king's admin is hiding from the ignorant troll population.  So you ignorant trolls can cut and paste this all you want,  stupid useless troll a$$e$.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/628-labor-force-participation-has-hovered-near-37-year-low-11-months

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/56023000-record-number-women-not-labor-force

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/06/total-net-employment-gains-in-the-u-s-since-the-recession-still-went-to-foreign-born/

and the saddest of all truths they won't speak to.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/06/black-unemployment-rate-nearly-twice-the-national-average-on-eve-of-selma-anniversary/

Four posts in one NP.

Entry #821

Foreign Policy in Art.

Great interpretation of "barious the worst king's" foreign policy (domestic also) by artist Jon McNaughton.

Barry glow golf.

Entry #820

Why don't liberals care about black on black killing?

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/02/why_dont_liberals_care_about_blackonblack_killing_.html

Since I don't comment on the troll blog I saw that the troll didn't comment on this particular topic but simply attacked other members as it always does when it can't face the facts like a human.  I believe since the troll is definitely a troll because of its demonstrated behavior over and over again, it should be banned by the troll master on its blog or the LP administrator entirely.

Entry #818

Transparency?? The fascists need to be stopped NOW!!

This fascist needs to taken out back like they do in Xinhua.

diqueface  Do you really want this to be the face of the Interent?  Do you actually believe they are doing it for noble reasons??? 

 

 

FCC Chair Refuses to Testify before Congress ahead of Net Neutrality Vote

by Andrew Johnson February 25, 2015 10:19 AM

Two prominent House committee chairs are “deeply disappointed” in Federal Communications Commission chairman Tom Wheeler for refusing to testify before Congress as “the future of the Internet is at stake.” Wheeler’s refusal to go before the House Oversight Committee on Wednesday comes on the eve of the FCC’s vote on new Internet regulations pertaining to net neutrality. The committee’s chairman, Representative Jason Chaffetz (R., Utah), and Energy and Commerce Committee chairman Fred Upton (R., Mich.) criticized Wheeler and the administration for lacking transparency on the issue. “So long as the chairman continues to insist on secrecy, we will continue calling for more transparency and accountability at the commission,” Chaffetz and Upton said in a statement. “Chairman Wheeler and the FCC are not above Congress.” The vote on the new Internet regulations is scheduled for Thursday. The FCC’s two Republican commissioners have asked Wheeler to delay the vote to allow more time for review. The changes would allow the commission to regulate the Internet like a public utility, setting new standards that require the provision of equal access to all online content.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/414380/fcc-chair-refuses-testify-congress-ahead-net-neutrality-vote-andrew-johnson

Entry #816

Another big lie.

There they are, the Foxy news babes perpetuating another big lie....the American people get upset when the Fed govt is shut down??????????????????LOL  Are you kidding me??  No one gives a dam. And no one cares.  And some of us wish it was shut down permanently and reconstructed to its original purpose and limitations.Smash

Entry #814

barry and his moronic minions.

Yeah barry can call GWBushy un patriotic,  but God forbid Giuliani say anything about barry the bitch king!  fuque all you GD retarded worshippers of the POS barry.  Giuliani is 100% correct barry the king bitch hates America and its people  ALL OF YOU>>>>>>>>  if libtatrds didn't have double standards they would have no standards at all.

http://www.nydailynews.com/giuliani-claims-obama-influenced-communism-article-1.2123541

Entry #813