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Here it is:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8508047/Earthquake-hits-southern-Spain-ten-dead.html

 

When SNL says it is so,  it is so.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live//video/Mermaid/1325765

It comes from here:

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India!!!!!!!!!!!It comes from India!!!!!!!!!! Those sneaky Indians! Fighting for Qaddahfi??????????

 

ALERT !


Dear,

I am SGT Nizar Aziz, an active Gaddafi soldier in Tripoli
Libya. I am serving in the military of the 1st Armoured Division in
Libya. The Nato Force are too heavy and Hot here in Tripoli. And our
leader Muammar Gaddafi would flee out of the country any moment from
now due to heavy Bombadment that is currently going on everyday and
night here. And car bombs are attacking us seriously.

We discovered huge amount of Us,Dollar in his Domain with the Total of
25 Million dollar in cash.We managed to share it. I have with me
$350,000.00 Us,dollar. I want to move this money out of this place;
this place is a war zone, so that you may keep my share for me
till when i will come over to meet you as soon as possible. I will take
70%, my partner and I. You take 30%. No strings attached, just help me
move it out of Libya, Libya is under the siege of war. I plan on
smuggling it by using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in
a large box, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to
find a good partner that I can trust and that will assist me. Can I
trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail
signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax
numbers for quick communication also your contact details.

This business is very lucrative free, for first come first serve! The
box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you want to handle the deal with me
as your own brothers. Please Contact Me.
(nizar_azizy@yahoo.com )

Respectfully,
SGT Nizar Aziz.
OFFICIAL NOTE!
Please, if you can't handle this deal properly, kindly look for a
worthy person to handle it for you. I need an urgent action!

OBL bin done.  I think this is good news.  What is amazing is there are some saying this didn't happen or is all a setup.  Everything is a conspiracy theory,  we are too stupid and don't  know any better.  They are somehow enlightened and privy to the TRUTH.  Bunch of one trick ponies. 

I hope the bullet to OBL head hurt real bad,  at least a minute or two.  The shell fish will taste foul for awhile.

Hopefully, Adam Sandler's daddy has got a french maid dress on him and giving him the pineapple>>>>>>>>>Forever.

Oh yea, why aren't the terrorists all happy and stuff that he is with all those Virgos????

Hiding behind a woman,  how brave.

THIS RECESSION IS SO BAD ................

.....I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

.....CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

.....Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

.....A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with
rolls of pennies while she danced.

......I met a polygamist with only one wife.

.....If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

.....McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

.....Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

......My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it
-----so they re-possessed her!

......The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed
by Somali pirates.

......Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally.......

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Don't ask the feds for help!  Don't do it!  Big mistake!  I thought Texas was ready to secede!  We are in great shape they said in Texas,  come do business here..................yaddah yaddah yaddah.  We don't need no stinkin' big gooberments heerah!  Get some water from the Gulf but don't beg for fed assistance.   You'll regret it.

Please for pete's sake bcc: email addresses and clean up foward header info!

Banque Regionale de solidarite
Lome Togo.
email: jubrilbraimoh@qatar.io
Telephone +228 05 84719

The need to get a foreigner

I am Jubril Braimoh, Head of Internal Audit, Banque Regionale de
solidarite , working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire
African region. An investor (name with held) died without naming any next
of kin to his fund in my bank, He was a foreigner.The amount is us$144.5
Million and banking regulation/legislation in Togo demands that i should
Notify the fiscal authorities after three years. Now any person who Apply
and defend the subject

becomes the Benefit.The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek
your permission to have you stand in as the next of kin to the
deceased.These funds will be approved and released in your favor as the
next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with
me in one accord. I have all the legal and banking details of the deceased
client that will facilitate our putting you forward as
theclaimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the
us$144.5 M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you. I am
prepared to compensate you with a 40% share of the total Funds for your
efforts, 5% cover local and international expenses.The next step is to
file in application as next of Kin. Contact me to continue with.Full
names...........Occupation...........Company Names........Telephone
Number.....

Thank you,

Jubril Braimoh

Idiots.  People actually respond to this crap?

Dear Friend
 

I want to inform you that the fee for your Cheque Draft has been Paid because the manager of Eco Bank Benin told me that before the check will get to you it will expire. So I told him to cash the ($1.5M USD), all the necessary arrangement of delivering of the ($1.5M USD), in cash was made with FedEx COMPANY WORLD WIDE. Here is the contact of the FedEx Company World Wild bellow.

Dr.David Woods
TEL: +22998976228
EMAIL: (f.delivering@ibra.gov.om)

Please send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX. This information they need from you in order to delivery your box to your address.


1. YOUR FULL NAME ___________________________
2. YOUR HOME ADDRESS ___________________________
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER __________________
4. YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE__________________
5. A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE __________________


Please make sure you send this needed info to the Director General of FedEx Company world wild in Benin MORRISON HILL. With the address given to you. Note. The FedEx Company here doesn’t know the contents of the Box. I registered it as damages of jeans returning to the retailer. They don't know it contents money to avoid them delaying with the Box. Please don't let them to know that the contents of the Box are money to avoid them from delaying with the box. I am waiting for your urgent response.


Meanwhile the only fee you have to pay them is $125 USD they will use to obtain insurance certificate and claims of affidavit that will prove the box that consist total sum of ($1.5M USD) belongs to you. be rest assured that all other fees have been paid by me I am waiting for your urgent response.

Thanks
Jackson Dues

Have you seen the video feeds today from Wisconsin state house?  Do those protestors look like union members?  No, they don't.  The majority of union workers I betcha are at work.  Those protestors in the capitol building right now are shipped in, bussed in, students???? or more like rabble to cause trouble.  This proves how bad the Obama economy has become..  close to......2 in 10 USAmericans are unemployed and that rabble have nothing better to do than to try and make things worse than they are in Wisc.,  because the fascist left believes turmoil and stupidity are their best friends.  Free stuff can only go so far,  over 30% of this country lives off the backs of the remaining taxpayers and we the taxpayers are damm tired of ever increasing taxes to sustain the like of what is trespassing in the Wisc. state house.  These students/rabble don't understand clearly how good they really have it and the opportunities this great USA has to offer as long as we still have some freedoms left. IMHO.

Open your eyes you un-informed leftist libbies.  This is just a bit of the vitriol the fascist left spews,  these are the haters, the rascists, the anti democracy, anti free speech left,  they are the parasites the democrats groom. 

Now the simple minded murdering Somali pirates are threatening to kill any Americans encountered on the ocean........  How would I solve this?  I would order the USA Navy to take out any rogue pirate looking vessel off the coast of East Africa from now on,  forever,  the prisoners we have now,  summary execution,  and delivered from 20,000 feet to the dock they left from.  If one more American is killed disable every port on the coast of Somalia,  as soon as they try to rebuild destroy them again. All applications,  for any Somali coming to this country declined and rendered illegal.

This POS we have for a POTUS is an embarrassment and downright shame, if you voted for this POS,  you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Not to be confused with private sector employee unions.  These public sector unions are at the heart of the economic troubles that most USA states face.  These unions feed the Democratic political machines.  The USA taxpayer pays these union public sector employees their salaries, pensions and healthcare for life.  Does someone pay for your healthcare and pensions for life? H3ll no. They should all be made illegal.  If they don't like it,  fire them all!  There are 46 million unemployed USAmericans that will be willing to step in and take over, trust me there is nothing special about anything they do.............and don't give me that police and firefighter crap,  it  ain't rocket science,  teachers,  bureaucrats,  let the free market and common sense run the local, state govts. and federal also.

One of the big points being left out of the discussion is the difference between public and private sector unions.

Taxpayers have been screwed forever and again are being screwed by the obfuscation of the subject and we are sick of it.

From an e-mail:

Subject: The last column of a retiring columnist, which sure opens your eyes.

Taxed By Politicians

Charlie Reese's final column:

A very interesting column. Be sure to Read the Poem at the end.

Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinal...

Charley Reese is retiring. His last column is this one.
Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years.

Be sure to read the Tax List at the end.

This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or democrat. Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinal, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!

545 vs. 300,000,000 People -By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash.. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.

Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits. The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want.. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.

If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it's because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ...

If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.

They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.

Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees...

We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

What you do with this article now that you have read it.... is up to you.

This might be funny if it weren't so true.
Be sure to read all the way to the end:

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid....

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!

Every Red Blooded American should jump in line to support the Green Bay Packers! The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon thus earning them the opportunity to go to the Super Bowl. By doing so, they saved the Hard-Working, Red Blooded, Taxpaying Americans literally several million dollars of tax money. How you say? Simple... we were told that if the Chicago Bears had won that President Obama (and probably his family) would be attending the Super Bowl to cheer on his hometown team. Since the Bears lost....the President won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force 1, the limosines, all the additional security, and let's not forget Michelle Obama's entourage, is literally several million dollars! Therefore every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the Super Bowl to show them our gratitude. With that said...let's circulate this email to everyone we know so they can understand why they should cheer for America's team...the Green Bay Packers!