jarasan's Blog

Fun with words.

From an email:
As you all know I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

 Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

 I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

 I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be

 driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

 I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

 I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

 I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

 Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

 One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the

 adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

 I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in;

it's an age thing. They tell me it is very damp there most of the time

Entry #664

I won the Kenyan lottery!!

I won a Kenyan Lottery according to an email received from a Nigerian prince.
 
 
He holds a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to send it to me FREE!
And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!
 
Prince
And then I got ANOTHER email; It too is from a KENYAN prince, and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
Barry the king
… and all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER  and  MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen! 
 
     Am I lucky or what?
 
Entry #663

How the fascists roll.

I know this is out there already but never ever doubt these numb nuts in charge are deeply rooted fascists and they need to be excised from power ASAP.

clicky here:

http://washingtonexaminer.com/new-obama-initiative-tramples-first-amendment-protections/article/2544363

 

To top it off,  clyburn's daughter would be managing this pile of crap.  mignon the young fascist nazi youth progeny,  disgusting display of disregard for the 1st. amendment f' these basturds.

Bat

Entry #662

There is hope.

The UAW lost the vote to unionize the VW plant in Tenn..   Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Unions should be outlawed,  especially the govt. worker unions, competition not arbitration should drive economies.

US Flag

Entry #661

Warnings about Tilapia and other foods from the far east.

From an e-mail:

> Subject: FW: TILAPIA WARNING!! [and more]
>
> I do try to watch carefully that I not purchase food products (and other products) from China. One must be vigilant.
>
>
> Thanks for this article. After reading it, I remembered that I purchased Tilapia from WalMart last week. I read the label, and it was just as the article stated "packaged in Jacksonville, FL but processed in China. After reading it, I threw it in the garbage. At my sister-in-law's suggestion, I took out of the garbage and took it back to WalMart. It had started to thaw before taking it back and inside the sealed (unopened) wrapper, there were little black particles that appeared to be feces. I took this e-mail with me and the customer service lady told me that she was familiar with it and as much as her kids liked Tilapia, they don't eat it anymore. I left the entire e-mail with her because it doesn't just address Tilapia.
>
>
> DO NOT EAT TILAPIA: Greetings and Salutations...
> I read several articles on Google about this, and even one that was defending the eating of tilapia said to avoid the fish that came from China.
> Also, I had just returned home from buying Publix & Albertson's 4-day special of 4 bags of frozen tilapia for the price of one. Sure enough, on the top of the bags, it read "farm raised", and on the bottom in small print it said, "China". I recently saw a Food inspector on TV... He said he had lived overseas and he had seen the filthy conditions their foods are raised and processed in. It is enough to make you throw up. Some foreign workers have to wear masks as they work in these places because the food is so rotten and filthy, it makes them want to throw up.
> Many of their Fish on Fish Farms are fed Raw sewage daily. He said he has seen so much filth throughout their food growing and processing that he would "never" eat any of it. They raise this filth , put some food coloring and some flavorings on it, then they ship it to the USA for YOU to consume and feed to YOUR families. They have no Food & Safety Inspectors. They ship it to you to buy and poison your families and friends.
>
> Imported food we eat and the junk we buy:
> Green Giant frozen vegetables are from China , and so are most of Europe's Best. Arctic Gardens are Okay. So is Birdseye.
> Never buy the grocery store garlic unless it is clearly marked from USA or Canada,the other stuff is grown in people poop (even worse than chicken poop). China is the largest producer of garlic in the world U.S. is next.
>
> Buy only local honey, much honey is shipped in huge containers from China and re-packed here.
> Watch out for packages which state "prepared for", "packed by" or "imported by". I don't understand the lack of mandatory labeling, especially the produce. The country of origin should be clearly shown on the item in the store. I go to the local farmers' markets in season and keep a wary eye open the rest of the year.
>
> Please read this very carefully, and read to the very bottom. It's important for all of us.
> How is it possible to ship food from China cheaper than having it produced in the U.S. or Canada?
> FOR EXAMPLE;
> THE "OUR FAMILY"BRAND OF MANDARIN ORANGES SAYS RIGHT ON THE CAN 'FROM CHINA '. SO, FOR A FEW MORE CENTS, BUY THE LIBERTY BRAND. GOLD BRAND OR THE DOLE IS FROM CALIFORNIA. Beware, Costco sells canned peaches and pears in a plastic jar that come from China.
> ALL "HIGH LINER" AND MOST OTHER FROZEN FISH PRODUCTS COME FROM CHINA OR INDONESIA. THE PACKAGE MAY SAY "PACIFIC SALMON" ON THE FRONT, BUT LOOK FOR THE SMALL PRINT. MOST OF THESE PRODUCTS COME FROM FISH.
>
> FARMS IN THE ORIENT WHERE THERE ARE NO REGULATIONS ON WHAT IS FED TO THESE FISH.
> Recently The Montreal Gazette had an article by the Canadian Government on how Chinese feed the fish: They suspend chicken wire crates over the fish ponds, and the fish feed on chicken s--t. If you search the Internet about what the Chinese feed their fish, you'll be alarmed; e.g., growth hormones, expired antibiotics from humans. Never buy any type of fish or shellfish that comes from these countries: Vietnam, China, Philippines. (I personally wonder about Thailand and other oriental countries as well)
> Check this out . I did. Steinfeld's Pickles are made in India - just as bad!
> Another example is in canned mushrooms. No-Name brand came from Indonesia.
> Also check those little fruit cups.They used to be made in Canada in the Niagara region until about 2 years ago. They are now packaged in China!
>
> While the Chinese export inferior and even toxic products, dangerous toys, and goods to be sold in North American markets, the media wrings its hands! Yet, 70% of North Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended!
> Well, duh! Why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges?
> SIMPLY DO IT YOURSELF, CANADA AND THE U.S.!
> Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong ), simply choose another product, or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on
> Chinese products, and you will be equally amazed at what you can do without.
> THINK ABOUT THIS:
>
> If 200 million North Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor... fast! The downside? Some Canadian/American businesses will feel a temporary pinch from having foreign stockpiles of inventory.
> Just one month of trading losses will hit the Chinese for 8% of their North American exports.
> Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness are worth it.
>
> START NOW and don't stop.
> Send this to everybody you know. Let's show them that we are intelligent, and NOBODY can take us for granted.

Entry #660

18,000 super bowl tickets still available.

They've ruined football.  from December 2013 

They say it is the weather, Bu11sh1t.  I wrote they f'd the super bowl with all the rules and regulations like no tailgating,  over security etc.  don't tell me out the millions of NFL fans they can't sell that thing out in two minutes???????????  Having it in NJ and screwing the players for taxes is going to bite them in the a$$.

click here:

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/01/28/big-game-may-not-be-such-a-hot-ticket-18000-super-bowl-seats-still-available/

click here:

weather for NY Sunday

LOL

Entry #656

The rest of the landing at the wrong airport story.

another troll pilot trait is to jump to incorrect conclusions because they know everything about everything.  the investigation is still on going,   the exact opposite of what our troll pilot concluded is what actually happened.

Green laugh

"It's easy. Many pilots are too reliant on auto-pilot and are losing their skill to fly manually."

 posted by the troll : 7:52 AM Jan 14, 2014

 

from Reuters:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The pilots of a Southwest Airlines plane that landed at the wrong airport in Missouri this week told investigators they mistook the bright runway lights of a smaller airport for their intended destination at Branson Airport, the National Transportation Safety Board said on Friday.

The pilots told NTSB investigators they did not realize they were at the wrong airport until they had landed late Sunday, which required heavy braking to get the Boeing 737-700 with 124 passengers aboard stopped on the shorter-than-expected runway, the NTSB said in a statement.

Southwest has suspended the two pilots from flying. The jet landed at M. Graham Clark Downtown Airport instead of at Branson Airport, the main commercial air strip near Branson, which has a much longer runway. The airports are about 7 miles apart.

The captain, who has worked for Southwest for 15 years and has about 16,000 flight hours, told investigators it was his first flight into Branson. The first officer, who has been with the airline since 2001, told the NTSB it was his second flight into Branson, but the previous one was during daylight hours.

The pilots said the approach had been programmed into the plane's flight management system, but that they saw the bright runway lights of Clark Downtown Airport and flew a visual approach into what they mistakenly believed to be Branson Airport.

The plane left Chicago Midway Airport on Sunday on a flight to Dallas Love Field with a planned first stop in Branson, a popular musical entertainment and tourism spot in southwest Missouri.

After landing at the wrong airport, the passengers were taken by ground transportation to the correct airport and then flown to Dallas on another jet later on Sunday.

Southwest said it has apologized to the passengers, is refunding the cost of their tickets and giving them travel credits.

The NTSB and the Federal Aviation Administration are investigating the incident.

"Safety remains our top priority; once we receive the final NTSB report, we will conduct a thorough review," the airline said in a statement.

Entry #653

Simple truths.

SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
 
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
 
FIVE OTHER SIMPLE TRUTHS:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the <snip>'s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband
 
 
Entry #652