A redneck comes home from work, only to find his redneck roomate  lying on the floor unconscious. He immediately calls 911, and the dispatcher asks him to be calm and relax. The dispatcher asks the man to first make sure his roomate is dead, and to then return to the phone for further instructions.

In the interim, the dispatcher hears two gun shots being fired in the backround. After about 15 seconds, the man returns to the phone and says "Ok, Now What?" .......