This has to be a crash course in stupidity. Unless of course, the person driving had a seizure.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1sgCT7X2c

This is the extended version. The original.

1.  Touched by a camel.

2. Everybody loves Rammadan.

3. Celibacy in the city.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Mjnzqi5gs

If you want your guts hurting from laughter, the fun begins at about 2:17 into the video

A man is sleeping in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock: it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” his wife asks.

So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing right there. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man is drunk.

“Hi there.” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“No, get lost, it’s half past three. I was in bed.” says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

“But the guy is drunk.” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter.” says the wife. “He needs our help and it would be the right thing to do.”

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: “Hey, do you still want a push?” And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah please.”

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: “Where are you?”

And the stranger replies, “I’m over here, on your swing.”

Bob Fiske
Vail Daily 
Wednesday, Nov 5, 2008

Once again, the ruling elites of our country have picked the presidential candidates. Over the past years I have written many letters to the Vail Daily about our secret government, the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR).

The CFR consists of about 4,000 of the most powerful people in our country. Virtually every secretary of state, secretary of defense, and director of the CIA, as well as many of our presidents and leaders in Congress, have been members of the CFR.
Leading figures in our military, top officials of the banks, the oil companies, the corporate media, publishing, and prestigious foundations and think tanks, are loaded with CFR members. The list of CFR corporate sponsors read like a list of Fortune 500 companies. The power of the CFR was revealed in the 1971 book “None Dare Call It Conspiracy,” where these powerful people were called “insiders” because they had all the best information.

The CFR, working with the international Bilderberg Group (BG) and the Trilateral Commission (TC), are globalists looking to create a one world government, one global economy, with one monetary system, their New World Order, where the great masses of us will live under their version of socialism, with the elites in control. David Rockefeller, John McCain’s friend Henry Kissinger, and Obama supporter Zbigniew Brzezinski have played dominant roles in these groups, as well as powerful international banking families.

Behind the globalists are secret societies, of which Skull & Bones (S&B), the Freemasons, and the Illuminati figure prominently. The Illuminati, whose goal is to control the world, was founded in Bavaria in 1776. In 1782 the Illuminati merged with the Freemasons, and there is much historic evidence of this. Skull & Bones, a secret society formed at Yale in 1832, is believed to be a chapter of the Illuminati. In the last Presidential election they gave us George Bush, who is S&B and a 33rd degree Mason, and John Kerry, an S&B and CFR member.

Now they picked John McCain, a CFR member, and Barack Obama, who has ties to the CFR and the BG. His running mate, Joe Biden, is CFR and most of Obama’s top advisors during the campaign are CFR people, as are McCain’s. Cupie doll VP candidate Sarah Palin is no doubt being coached by the CFR to give the correct answers. Whatever the outcome of the election, the Insiders and CFR will continue to control our country.

The CFR was created in 1921 by powerful Wall Street bankers and industrialists that included J.P. Morgan and John D. Rockefeller, to make sure the American government was working in their best interests.

These same people were behind the creation of the Federal Reserve Bank, which few Americans know is neither federal nor reserve. Each of the 12 banks of the Fed is owned by a consortium of private banks, of which the most powerful is the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, owned by the Rothschild, Rockefeller, Morgan, and Warburg banking families, and includes Lehman Brothers, Kuhn Loeb & Company, and Goldman Sachs.

The Fed was born in 1913 from a conspiracy between these Illuminati banking families, and helped along by Senator Nelson Aldrich, chairman of the National Monetary Commission, who was an associate of J.P. Morgan, and whose daughter was married to Rockefeller’s son. Aldrich’s commission was formed after the banking Panic of 1907, which was instituted by J.P. Morgan, who was the American front man for Rothschild money.

The reasons given for the creation of the Fed was to control the money supply to prevent recessions and inflations, but the real reason was to give the bankers an unlimited supply of our tax dollars to draw on, and they have done well. The Fed pays the U.S. Treasury to print Federal Reserve notes for them, at the rate of $100 per one thousand bills printed. A million dollars, 10,000 $100 dollar bills, costs the Fed $1,000. This money is then loaned to the other banks and back to the U.S. Government at the prime interest rate, which goes not to the U.S. Government, but to the owners of the Fed. Our 10 trillion dollar National debt is what we owe these private banks of the Fed. Such a deal!

Our Secretary of the Treasury, Henry Paulson, who called for the $700 billion dollar bailout, was CEO of Goldman Sachs and BG member, and Bernanke of the Fed is also a BG member. The CEO of Lehman Brothers, Richard Fuld, who helped himself to $350 million dollars of bonus money before the collapse, is a CFR member. The CFR has counted among its members Ken Lay, the thief of Enron, and Conrad Black, so you don’t have to be honest to be member. This coming Depression, like the Great Depression, can all be traced to these powerful bankers, and their control of the money.

Our Constitution states that “Congress shall have the power to coin money and regulate the value thereof.” In 1935, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that Congress cannot constitutionally delegate its power to another group, like the Fed. Many people have stated that the Fed is illegal and unconstitutional, if it were ever challenged in court.

Recently a pretty news reader in the corporate media said how “Our Fed” was going to fix things up, and I had to laugh thinking about how she was misleading the public. But I had to think that the bankers are laughing all the way to their banks. They have certainly perpetrated the greatest case of fraud and deception in history, but this is what the Insiders are all about. These Insiders are the illegal government of the United States and should be thought of as so.

In the controlled media we see the Republicans blaming the Democrats, Liberals blaming the Conservatives, for all the problems in our country and the world, but the real blame should be on the Insiders, and ultimately on the Illuminati. The Insiders are not stupid or incompetent, greedy perhaps, but they are certainly brilliant and plan their stratagems and conspiracies years in advance. The current worldwide economic problems are occurring to give the international bankers who own the Fed more control over our, and the world’s, money.

If you are looking for real change from McCain or Obama, the CFR candidates who backed the bailout, remember that the Insiders will still be in control, regardless of who wins.

Bob Fiske
Vail

Report: Warner Bros. senior executive told staff “something big is happening that day”

 

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet
Monday, November 3, 2008

According to a report by Jeremy R. Hammond of the Foreign Policy Journal, senior executives of a major U.S. corporation were warned by a former CIA operative to leave New York on September 11, 2001, the latest smoking gun to add to a bulging stack of examples concerning specific prior knowledge of the attacks.

The article cites an anonymous source who worked under a managing director as number two at a European branch of the media giant Warner Bros. The source’s boss was close friends with a senior executive who worked at the head office in L.A. and had also formerly worked for the CIA.

During the memorial arrangements for a senior director from a foreign office who had died, the L.A. executive rejected September 11th as a date for the service because “something big is happening that day” and the top executives from the New York office would all be traveling out of the city.

When asked further about this big event, the executive replied that it was a confidential matter and disclosed no further details, except to say that it was “not corporate”.

The source told the Journal, “I had no reason to think that the ‘event’ could be anything more than perhaps a junket, an out of town think tank exercise or whatever – I remember that these possibilities ran through my mind.”

But after 9/11, thinking back upon the conversation, he grew more curious and tried to ascertain where the board members had been that day. They had indeed been out of New York, he says, traveling not to one location, but each to their own destination. Destinations included overseas locations such as Paris, London, and Amsterdam.

Foreign Policy Journal has not been able to verify the location of individuals on 9/11 or other aspects of the story concerning any potential warning received or given by any Time Warner executives, but did confirm the source’s position at the foreign branch office, the name and position of that office’s managing director, and the name and position of the senior executive from the Los Angeles office.

The fact that senior corporate executives were absent from New York on 9/11 is interesting considering what we know about Warren Buffet hosting a “charity fundraiser” that was preceded by CEO’s receiving a tour of the US Strategic Command (Stratcom) headquarters at Offutt Air Force Base in Omaha, Nebraska, and also being given an “unclassified mission briefing”.

The corporate media has given limited coverage to reports of general prior knowledge about 9/11, while almost universally ignoring specific examples of foreknowledge.

Perhaps the most blatant example of specific prior knowledge is the fact that, as Newsweek reported in its September 13th 2001 issue, top brass Pentagon officials were warned the night before the attacks and cancelled a trip scheduled for the next day.

Warnings about a big event happening in New York were widespread in the weeks and days before the attacks.

In a story entitled Some Got Warning: Don’t Go Downtown on Sept. 11, the New York Daily News reported, “Some Middle Easterners in the New York area were warned ahead of time to stay out of lower Manhattan the morning of Sept. 11,” noting that federal investigators received tips about overheard conversations in which people were “boasting about or warning about coming attacks.”

Another case involved a Palestinian boy at the New Utrecht High School in Brooklyn. On September 6th, 2001, the boy looked out of his classroom window towards lower Manhattan and said, “Do you see those two buildings?” while pointing at the WTC twin towers. “They won’t be standing there next week.”

This was not an “urban legend” as some have claimed, it has been proven in triplicate by numerous mainstream media reports and acknowledged by federal authorities and the FBI.

This was just one example amongst several reports of schoolchildren in the New York area circulating knowledge of the attacks before they happened. If school kids knew that a major attack was about to take place, how on earth could the most sophisticated intelligence apparatus in the world have failed to pick up on it?

German police confirmed that an Iranian man frantically tried to warn U.S. authorities of an attack on the eve of 9/11, attempting to call them from his deportation cell.

Another proven example of specific prior knowledge that the establishment has attempted to sideline as an “urban myth” is the story concerning the Israeli instant messaging company, Odigo.

A report by the Israeli newspaper Haaretz, which was later confirmed by the Washington Post, related how employees of Odigo were warned specifically about the attack via instant messages two hours in advance.

Mayor of San Francisco Willie Brown was set to fly into New York on the morning of September 11. However, he got a call from what he described as his ‘airport security’ late September 10th advising against flying due to a security threat. Brown awoke on September 11th to scenes of the WTC on fire and his flight was cancelled.

A record number of ‘put’ options, speculation that the stock of a company will fall, were placed on American and United Airlines in the days preceding September 11th. This despite a September 10th Reuters report stating ‘airline stocks set to fly.’

Between September 6 and 7, the Chicago Board Options Exchange saw purchases of 4,744 put options on United
Airlines, but only 396 call options. On September 10, 4,516 put options on American Airlines were bought on the Chicago exchange, compared to only 748 calls.

The investigation as to which criminals benefited from advance knowledge of the terrorist attack led straight to Alex Brown/Deutsche Bank - chaired up until 1997 by executive director of the CIA, Buzzy Krongard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM5YF2KvWeQ&feature=related

Screwing America for 8 long years.

Oh well.....sorry right wing nut jobs.......lol

You can all stop the bickering. It's a done deal.

With a record like the skins have, Obama has already won the race.

If you give tax cuts to the wealthiest it's called capitalism.

If you help the middle class and others in need it's called Socialism.

A couple of weeks ago, a poster here (I won't mention who) wrote that instead of bailing out the companies and their executives they should give back to the American people who paid taxes. And it made sense. They could pay off their mortgages, and maybe spend their surplus making the economy healthy again. Boy did his story change shortly after the whole "Socialism" buzz word started floating around.

Speaking of surpluses, wasn't there a surplus of about 6 trillion when there was a democrat president last? What do we have now in contrast?

Even Reagan started the "earned income credit" to help.

You want to talk about socialism? Bailing out the rich....well....isn't that socialism for the rich?

Oh yeah....I almost forgot.....Trickle down my ass.....It seems all the times I've ever heard this spoken, it's the rich that keep benefiting at the end. They've found a way to defy gravity and they're not letting the secret out.

 

Ha Ha !

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Keep rattling that keyborad till you finger tips are bare.

HA !

                               

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E&eurl=http://www.blog.thesietch.org/2008/10/01/unflappable-proof-why-you-shouldnt-vote-mccain/