http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3wef_F_xvg&feature=related

What's 5Q plus 5Q = ?

How smart is the LP community?

I'm round. The color of my skin is orange. I have half-moon shaped pieces of fruit inside of me that tastes fruity and citric in nature.

People make juice out of me. Some have pulp and some don't. Tropicana makes me from concentrate. And the picture of me on the front of the juice carton is also orange in color.

Sometimes the whole container is colored orange.

What am I?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op9FtWEllD4&feature=related

When i look in your eyes I still go crazy....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L886mjb0O8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jViTte8VAzU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGurfyISnN8&feature=related

Please contain yourselves...lol

Actually...have A drink before listening.

I occasionally frequent Craigslist to see what bands or musicians are seeking, so that an interesting one might make me want to call and hook up.

Out of most of the posts, I found the following to be pretty hilarious. Especially the last sentence.....lol I can relate. This town blows....

Here's the posting for "Musician wanted".

Date: 2008-07-28, 2:40PM EDT

PostingID: 772661211

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s31YQAJN7ac

I know there are a lot of stupid people in this world but sometimes someone comes along and tops the idiocy.

I'm just curious how high the pot got after his arrest.

The You Tube video of the beast was taken down by the user  a few days ago. A cop insists he wouldn't jeopardize his reputation if he hadn't captured it.

It's been a big buzz lately. Only time will tell.

Here's the story...

Alien contact covered up, says Apollo veteran Edgar Mitchell

FORMER NASA astronaut and moonwalker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens do exist.

And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades. 

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission.

"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell said.

"It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

"I've been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it's been happening quite a bit."

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Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue to be investigated.

He told the astonished Kerrang! radio host Nick Margerrison: "This is really starting to open up. I think we're headed for real disclosure and some serious organisations are moving in that direction."

Mr Margerrison said: "I thought I'd stumbled on some sort of astronaut humour but he was absolutely serious that aliens are definitely out there and there's no debating it."

Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.

In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own.

But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor.

So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock.

But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, .Why can't I touch its fur? as their didnt seem to be anything wrong with it.

Every day he came in and looked for a little while longer as he still couldnt understand until, about a week later, he'd worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla.

He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.

Suddenly the gorilla went ape <snip> and started to jump around, then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into some one else's sports car and drove off.

In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behing him.

He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone's front garden and up the apple tree.

He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.

The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he'd lost the gorilla.

The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shaddow coming down the street ahead.

The gorilla!

It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked striaght into the bloodshoot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly.

This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint.

The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, Tag! You're it!

Back in 2000, the word energy was taken out of a bill which only left the word agriculture in it, which passed, and that's how speculators were given a free ride to over-speculate on futures markets. The CFTC was not able to police the speculators anymore. Also, with only a 5 percent margin, they can buy futures on a much larger scale. And when it's time to actually take delivery on the product, they just simply roll it over. Ordering the margin back to about 50 percent, it'll be much harder to to manipulate.

The real price of oil is between 40 and 80 bucks. The rest is the speculator's profits.

So, for those who think supply and demand is the culprit, think again. I won't even get started on who's making more money than the oil companies, which is the world bank and the IMF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ii_Xo_vnI&feature=related

A cowboy walks into a saloon and has a beer. When he's done, he walks out of the saloon and notices his horse is missing.

He runs back inside thinking someone stole his horse, so he makes a big announcement.

He tells everyone that his horse is missing and wants it back. He also says that he'll have one more beer, and after he finishes his beer, if the horse isn't back, he really doesen't want to do what he did back in Texas.

So he sits down and slowly drinks his beer. After he's done, he walks outside, and sure enough his horse is back. As he's mounting his horse, the bartender runs out and asks, By the way cowboy, just outta curiousity, what did you do back in Texas?

The cowboy replies....I had to walk home !