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Constipated people don't give a crap !
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Constipated people don't give a crap !
There are no suicide bombers left. All the good ones are gone!
This all started about 2 weeks ago when a few guys, one being a cop, vowed to show proof of Bigfoot's captured body kept on ice.
Well, he finally came through. The authenticity is based on the cop's reputation being on the line if this was all a hoax, which makes sense.
By looking at the picture, one thing immediately pops into my mind. The perfect set of teeth.hmmmm...
Judge for yourselves.
A press conference is going to be held this Friday. I wonder if EZ money will show up...lol
http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/
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A couple of young guys join a hunting lodge. They're curious about the clubs internal workings.
They see an elderly gentleman sitting in the corner of the lounge. They ask him what his most outrageous hunting experience was. The old man replies with his story. " I was hunting for bear when a lion jumped out in front of me and came right up to my face and went GRRRRRROOOWWWWWL ! ! I crapped in my pants".
One of the boys replied, I too would crap in my pants if a lion came right to my face.
The old man replied, no.. you don't understand....I didn't crap in my pants back then....I crapped in my pants NOW, when I went GRRRRROOOOOWWWWWL ! !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYc4uRo9maQ
Brings back memories. Deep purple rocks!
All three escaped from prison at the same time and ran into the woods. They came upon a barn with only 3 burlap sacks inside. They decided to hide in the sacks.
The prison guards found the barn and decided to see if they were hiding inside. The guard kicked the sack with the brunette in it, to see if they were hiding inside, and the brunette said "Meow". He then kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "woof woof". Finally, he kicked the sack with the blonde in it and she said "potatoes".
The link below shows you the dish with the highest salt content. Number one on the list. You can see the 19 other saltiest dishes. This is a list of the top 20.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24313369/?pg=21#TDY_MH_saltiestfoods
You gotta feel bad for this poor guy. It's just not in him........LOL
He's being a sport about the whole thing.