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Got antenna?

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I'm totally convinced, and a convert.

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A termite walks into a bar room and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

 

 

 

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted.

 

 

 

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.”

“Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

 

 

 

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

 

 

 

Why are proctologists so gloomy?

They always have the end in sight.

 

 

 

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Roamin’ Catholic.

 

 

 

What did the apple say to the orange?

Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.

 

 

 

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.

 

 

 

Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

 

 

 

Famous last words of a mafia hitman: “Who put the violin in the violin case?”

 

 

 

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

 

 

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

 

 

 

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

 

 

 

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A private tutor.

 

 

 

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?

A bad hare day.

 

 

 

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No?

That’s because he hides well.

 

 

 

What was the centerpiece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimia sufferers convention?

A cake jumping out of a girl.

 

 

 

Where do kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

 

 

 

Why don’t anteaters get sick?

Because they’re full of anty-bodies.

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Why even bother? Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

                                                     

 

                   

WHY?

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I stopped at a gas station today and asked the clerk for 5 dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

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Either the deep oceans house the bad boy gang members, or someone stole my ex-wife's photo album and posted them on the net.