Michigan State Police announced the   discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles,
along with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10  anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers,   
two tons of heroin, $12 million in cash, and a ring of 14 prostitutes, all in a housing project behind the Detroit Public Library.   

Detroit folks were stunned.  A community organizer said,

"We are shocked!!!!!
We never knew we had a library"