Einstein... E = mc2

Einstein  developed and verified the accuracy of his remarkable formula:  E = mc2 

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared 

A lesser known Einstein formula determined:

If you strip naked and run in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec 
(the speed of light) It is theoretically possible to sodomize (screw) yourself.....

If you are physically incapable of achieving that speed at your age, however,
you can achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the Nov. 8 2016 election