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Hilarious advice

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DEAR  AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers.

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss.

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.  And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Donald Trump

Entry #565

Comments

1.
hearsetraxComment by hearsetrax - October 13, 2015, 12:41 pm
jejeje sounds like a bright idea CT
2.
jarasanComment by jarasan - October 13, 2015, 1:18 pm
I laughing long time.
3.
sully16Comment by sully16 - October 13, 2015, 2:03 pm
lmao
4.
emilygComment by emilyg - October 13, 2015, 7:36 pm
heehee
5.
CARBOBComment by CARBOB - October 14, 2015, 7:10 am
Without sounding chauvinistic, this is one very good idea. A few dancing girls, beer and peanuts would make a very relaxing flight. Of course, my wife would have to take another flight.
6.
CARBOBComment by CARBOB - October 14, 2015, 7:12 am
I retract my statement, I'm to old to be thinking like that!!!

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