A guy sits down at the bar, ordering drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she announced she wasn't speaking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah, I know. And today's the last day!"